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01-29-2015, 08:45 PM
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"Remember,Jesus will not walk amongst us as an international personality.He will be an unemployed carpenter or maybe a homeless person.One things for shore :He will be noting who be naughty or nice."
-Loam Chumpsky So Jesus is also Santa Claus????  Will we be getting one of your very fine analysis of the Tampa Bay Derby? Tomorrow at GP, I like Presto Magic in race 9. Will box with Catfight Cowgirl.
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02-01-2015, 04:56 PM
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Never mind. Was the Sam Davis and already run. My mistake.  Next week-The Donald Trump at GP?
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02-05-2015, 07:22 PM
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From ~ Clyde
======================================= Miss D.O.D.----I would not have done the Sam Davis anyway.I found it dreadful.Also,I have discovered the Tampa Bay Derby is held at Tampa Bay. I hate Tampa Bay and shan't be doing that one either. Gud wun on the Trump;do it tomorrow. Sporty Fans,the horsey biz is like any other biz;one hears an abundance of bullshit.It is up to the customer or fan to house such talent as to determine what is bullshit and what is real.Everyone is selling something.That "something" is usually going to be....bullshit.Assuming one is not a gardening enthusiast;why pay for bullshit? Why kiss up to bullshitters? Does this not make you a bullshitee? And,as if there is not enough bullshit being slung around....we have the ever growing popularity of Fucl<FaceBook and and Twitter.Twitter being aptly named for its members----twits.Now its not just volumes of bullshit anymore,but a huge pinch of completely worthless redundancies.What a swell mix. Thoreau was so ahead of his time. It's almost as if he knew this "social revolution" was coming. What better way to dump the nonsense than to move away from it? In the forest you will hear real tweeting,as it was meant to be.FF Book becomes your diary.A man once pretended he was a tree talking to another tree and said,referring to axes being marched with bad intent into a forest...."At least the handles are one of us." That,to me....is so far reaching in its innuendo. Let us now have a few more Personal Life Enhancements: "The machine that feeds you is the same machine that eventually eats you." All time fave of mine. "If you desired to change the world,where would you start?With yourself,or others?" It's not that hard. Enough with the PLE's. Let us do the fine pre race analysis for the Sad Rodeo Stakes: But first....this will be played at my funeral,although I won't have a funeral. Maybe just hum it when my death is official.ALL of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmsRFrN97ek And so....... 1....FUCL<ERTUNITY The sole horsey in this trained by that worthless cheating slug;----baffert. It will be interesting to see how he might assault Shared Belief;especially from gate one.I'm sure that whinning,schmoozing drug dealer baffert will think of something. This will be fun! WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! 2....TONTO Jay Silverheels is NOT in the saddle. No shot. Crinkle.... trash can 3....YOUKNOWIKNOWANDSODOESFIDO wuff!! Crunkle.... trash can 4....IMPAIRED Ant hill destroyer. Crinkle.... trash can 5....SHARED BELIEF DOUBLE KEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH!!!! 6....FUNHOUSE SLIDE Oh boy. NO! Crinkle.... trash can 7....BOZO Blech. Crink-EL!.... trash can 8....CALIFRONIA ALUMINUM Too many cheaters and cowards in this race....Goddammity. Crinkle.... trash can 9....BETA SLOTH Step into the vaporization chamber,please. poof Shared Belief to win.
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02-06-2015, 04:06 PM
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The analysis of "The Donn H" by ~ Clyde
================================================== ========= The Donn Trump 5th Presidential Candidacy,But Just Kidding I Do This To Satisfy This ENORMOUS Ego Of Mine: 1....CONSTITUTION There is a Todd of Rights involved here. Not bad. Still.... Crinkle.... trash can 2....COMMISSIONER Another nice horsey. A Hot Toddy. Just not today. Crinkle.... trash can 3....NOTEASTHALL Kaplan pulls the bait n' switch. Crinkle.... trash can 4....LAY What's mott to like? She's a HO. Crinkle.... trash can 5....ELNAAWI A Watusi horsey. Can you do the Watusi? Do you care? Me neither. Crinkle.... trash can 6....CATHOLIC COWBOY Could there be a worse combination? Is Turkish Hash the best combination? Ever see a Turkish hottie? Ever do hash? Ever do a Turkish hottie? I forgot the name of this horsey because I am petrifying my pud. Let's just crinkle-----trash can this one. 7.... ....ut oh(tm).... Ah furgud again. NYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!! thud 8....PROTONICHOLE This is the very first Nichole. I hate to do this Sighty. I'll not crinkle you, but wrap you in cotton and place you gently into the trash can. plop 9....BLUE TONE sssssssso close!! Crinkle.... trash can 10....PRAYER FOR RELIEF Cain't quit 'im. Winnah-Winnah! Fishy Dinnah!! © 2015 Microsoft Terms Privacy & cookies Developers English (United States)
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02-06-2015, 08:21 PM
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My dear Clyde, I shall match your Donald Trump and San Rodeo Dr and up you one Withering Heights and one Shari Lewis and Lambchops:
The Donald-Constitution-Won San Rodeo-Hoppertunity (although I'll be happy if SB wins  )-3rd YAY SHARED BELIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!Withering Heights-March (so many ZC's on this one!  )-LOSTED. Never bet a horse named March in February.Shari Lewis and Lambchop-Firing Line-2nd Sue Wanna Be-Rock On baby-Also Losted. Your move sir. 
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02-07-2015, 06:33 PM
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02-08-2015, 06:46 PM
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From - Clyde
================================================== ===== Sporty Fans, before I begin sporty updates and yer what not.....I do have an announcement to make on my state of health;knowing full well the great majority here wish I were dead....UPS!....I mean, they pray for my little prostate. This week ,I go in to have MerHigh withdrawn from me.They will be looking for traces of blood------wish me well, won't you? Next up:Thanks so much to my ENORMOUS pud-----WHOA!! Oh my God. I meant , to my ENORMOUS fan base....of course. So many congratulated me regarding my brilliantly insightful and courageous pick on Shared Belief.I want to do the right thing here and thank each one of you on an individual basis. Arletta....thank you for your kindness and luscious legs. I think that should be it.....certainly hope I didn't forget anyone. California Aluminum,I'm told, had to see the vet immediately after the race and was treated for extreme dust inhalation.Hear he has recovered and is doing well.His greedy owner may send him next to Don'tBuy.You know,that ostentatious place built upon the backs of the scammed and enslaved.What an honorable thing to do. Now baffert,the Merchant of Menace,now has to decide where to hide PayBob. Good luck to ya there,baffert. Floppertunity,maybe him for the Fig Cap? "At the risk of seeming ridiculous,the true revolutionary is moved by the true feelings of love." I can follow that one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1I6BT01tNg AMIGO'S!!....LET'S WENT!!
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02-09-2015, 07:58 PM
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An insight from ~ Clyde
================================================== === Horsey Fans....the deed has been done.The owners of California Aluminum are sending him to Sodom&Gomorrah.The same horsey who brought them so much money and fame and even gave one of the owners an opportunity to act like a complete jackass;this is the reward he gets.He gets a round trip( only 14,000 miles)ticket to Don'tBuy where he will have to jump 9 hours ahead in getting there and then 9 hours behind upon his return. His trainer has the brains, but unfortunately his owners make the important decisions. Nothing new about that mismatch. Why do we say "Now we are through the looking glass here." when we are never out of it?? All the same,for those of you who wished the re-emergence of the PoliSci Room.....ya got what ya weeshed fer.A continuous string of "I'm right and you're wrong" by known bleeding heart libtards and neo nazi conserva-gives.But then again, with the belly laughs that Genuine Crazy Lady and Daffy Danny offer viewers-----maybe it's not sa bad.JMess,Mr. Pumpkin and I Am Stupid are kind of amusing,too. Wishing the best to MyMissSnowBlower. Oh boy. I meant MyMissStormCat,of course. FarFromOver has now boinged to the top of my Derby list.There weren't that many to jump over, but I recall International Star,Texas Red and Frosted were there.Plenty of time to ponder over these and new possibles. Or not. "Life is just a bowl of cherries." Lie!! "The best things in life are free." More lies!!!! ''That light at the end of the tunnel;it's probably a train." Now that's more like it. STICKY STICKY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSquiIVLhrQ My best bets o' the day at the Big M tomorrow: #3,It'sSurreal in the third at 4:1 ml. #6,ClydeBank in the 7th at 12:1 ml. I must whizz. I have whizzed. Late next week, it will probably glow in the dark. If there is an after life, doesn't it infer there was a before life? If all this be so....what's with this life stuff?Why the interruption? This philosophizing jazz is for deaf birds. Those showing real potential for enshrinement into the NA Piggy Pen: SLO MO RANDALL( although I think he's being coached by enshrinee Hack-A-Thak. FUCl<ER6 GASSED4522 BLEACHED BABE LIZARD CINCYMULEPLAYER and 1st TIME EXLAX Let us hope they don't turn out as flash in the pans. HANG TEN!!
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