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02-05-2015, 07:22 PM
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From ~ Clyde
======================================= Miss D.O.D.----I would not have done the Sam Davis anyway.I found it dreadful.Also,I have discovered the Tampa Bay Derby is held at Tampa Bay. I hate Tampa Bay and shan't be doing that one either. Gud wun on the Trump;do it tomorrow. Sporty Fans,the horsey biz is like any other biz;one hears an abundance of bullshit.It is up to the customer or fan to house such talent as to determine what is bullshit and what is real.Everyone is selling something.That "something" is usually going to be....bullshit.Assuming one is not a gardening enthusiast;why pay for bullshit? Why kiss up to bullshitters? Does this not make you a bullshitee? And,as if there is not enough bullshit being slung around....we have the ever growing popularity of Fucl<FaceBook and and Twitter.Twitter being aptly named for its members----twits.Now its not just volumes of bullshit anymore,but a huge pinch of completely worthless redundancies.What a swell mix. Thoreau was so ahead of his time. It's almost as if he knew this "social revolution" was coming. What better way to dump the nonsense than to move away from it? In the forest you will hear real tweeting,as it was meant to be.FF Book becomes your diary.A man once pretended he was a tree talking to another tree and said,referring to axes being marched with bad intent into a forest...."At least the handles are one of us." That,to me....is so far reaching in its innuendo. Let us now have a few more Personal Life Enhancements: "The machine that feeds you is the same machine that eventually eats you." All time fave of mine. "If you desired to change the world,where would you start?With yourself,or others?" It's not that hard. Enough with the PLE's. Let us do the fine pre race analysis for the Sad Rodeo Stakes: But first....this will be played at my funeral,although I won't have a funeral. Maybe just hum it when my death is official.ALL of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmsRFrN97ek And so....... 1....FUCL<ERTUNITY The sole horsey in this trained by that worthless cheating slug;----baffert. It will be interesting to see how he might assault Shared Belief;especially from gate one.I'm sure that whinning,schmoozing drug dealer baffert will think of something. This will be fun! WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! 2....TONTO Jay Silverheels is NOT in the saddle. No shot. Crinkle.... trash can 3....YOUKNOWIKNOWANDSODOESFIDO wuff!! Crunkle.... trash can 4....IMPAIRED Ant hill destroyer. Crinkle.... trash can 5....SHARED BELIEF DOUBLE KEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH!!!! 6....FUNHOUSE SLIDE Oh boy. NO! Crinkle.... trash can 7....BOZO Blech. Crink-EL!.... trash can 8....CALIFRONIA ALUMINUM Too many cheaters and cowards in this race....Goddammity. Crinkle.... trash can 9....BETA SLOTH Step into the vaporization chamber,please. poof Shared Belief to win. 
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02-06-2015, 04:06 PM
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The analysis of "The Donn H" by ~ Clyde
================================================== ========= The Donn Trump 5th Presidential Candidacy,But Just Kidding I Do This To Satisfy This ENORMOUS Ego Of Mine: 1....CONSTITUTION There is a Todd of Rights involved here. Not bad. Still.... Crinkle.... trash can 2....COMMISSIONER Another nice horsey. A Hot Toddy. Just not today. Crinkle.... trash can 3....NOTEASTHALL Kaplan pulls the bait n' switch. Crinkle.... trash can 4....LAY What's mott to like? She's a HO. Crinkle.... trash can 5....ELNAAWI A Watusi horsey. Can you do the Watusi? Do you care? Me neither. Crinkle.... trash can 6....CATHOLIC COWBOY Could there be a worse combination? Is Turkish Hash the best combination? Ever see a Turkish hottie? Ever do hash? Ever do a Turkish hottie? I forgot the name of this horsey because I am petrifying my pud. Let's just crinkle-----trash can this one. 7.... ....ut oh(tm).... Ah furgud again. NYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!! thud 8....PROTONICHOLE This is the very first Nichole. I hate to do this Sighty. I'll not crinkle you, but wrap you in cotton and place you gently into the trash can. plop 9....BLUE TONE sssssssso close!! Crinkle.... trash can 10....PRAYER FOR RELIEF Cain't quit 'im. Winnah-Winnah! Fishy Dinnah!! © 2015 Microsoft Terms Privacy & cookies Developers English (United States)
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02-06-2015, 08:21 PM
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My dear Clyde, I shall match your Donald Trump and San Rodeo Dr and up you one Withering Heights and one Shari Lewis and Lambchops:
The Donald-Constitution-Won San Rodeo-Hoppertunity (although I'll be happy if SB wins  )-3rd YAY SHARED BELIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!Withering Heights-March (so many ZC's on this one!  )-LOSTED. Never bet a horse named March in February.Shari Lewis and Lambchop-Firing Line-2nd Sue Wanna Be-Rock On baby-Also Losted. Your move sir. 
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02-06-2015, 09:03 PM
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Does Clyde have any picks for the Aruba Derby- cause I will be there live and in person. I just need to google where the hell the track is as it has been hard to find between the martinis
and cuban cigars.
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02-06-2015, 09:15 PM
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I would like to STEVIE ALL ex box the Sue Wanna Be.
I also have a special announcement to make... I once met Robert Lewis. He wasn't Belmontian wonderful people, but he was wonderful people nonetheless.
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02-07-2015, 11:02 AM
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From ~ You know who ~ Clyde
================================================== ===== Oh my God. I am in deep confusement. SightyPoo met Robert Lewis in Aruba and Ralph was smoking cigars with Monica Lowinski.She said someone was wonderful people minus 1....and she bet nonetheless to win. Perhaps my efforts are better put in moving on The Debster. Withering Heights....I like March.Cant quit 'im. Shari Robert Lambchop Steaks....Rock Shandy Sue Wanna Bee....Skylander The Aruba Derby brought to you by BLECH!....(It's held in Rio de Janeiro,but the way.)I like Hansen to win.No Advantage performing for Ralph Geeker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5_96DTde38 My head is spinning. "resuscitate your pud" HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!! thud! Thank God I have downed copious amounts of MerHigh and am immune to almost anything....just not the D.O.D. Contest Contestants. But the Purple Heroin can't be expected to be a cure all. God help me;I love kumquaterry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uQWnlEs9GU The MerHigh is making me sappy. I wound up in a neighborhood bar filled with unsavories. I love the female unsavory. They have no morals.They refuse to be taught,too.Commitment;that is like so important. I know I went in with someone, but came out with someone else.Maybe it was.....or maybe it was the MerHigh.Can you follow this?Boy I shore can't.Could there be a synchronized Joe Cocker act?That would be tough.You thought I was kidding about Obama being an Egyptian Pharaoh,huh?Oh my God.I looked out the window and the space I parked my car-----that's not my car in that space.It may be the MerHigh-----again.You follow me now?I'm thinking of planting my own uranium 235 rods.The procedure was explained to me and really.....it's not that big a deal.Just have to find the 235.I'll bet baffert has some in his horsey medicine cabinet. Here's a real nightmare I had two nights ago: Short, but REAL and the kind that gives you a thick ice jacket.I was in a house, deep---- in the night.It was a strange house to me;I was in a bedroom.Pretty sure a little one's bedroom.The bed either had an edge to it or it was a crib with the one side rail almost all the way down,but not quite.The door was closed and someone was in that bed/crib.I got in it and laid next to that body.Then, I got up to search for something but I did not know what it was. I heard people outside the door and jumped very fast back into the bed.I hear the door open and cringed ,partly because some of my body was laying on the top of the side rail or "edge."I'm scared to death now and lay facing a wall.The door closes and I can tell more than one person walks up to the bed and stops.It's 3 people,I think.One nudges my hip with a finger.I'm now petrified. "Why aren't they screaming at me?" Then a voice says something,but I can't hear the words and I don't answer. Again something is said to me. This time I answer and say that I cannot hear what is being said.Another word string.Now I point to my ear and say that I am sorry,but I don't hear very well.This time,I do hear it.I hear"You're wife is here."But I still ask to repeat.To this point,the voices were nice.There was calm in them( which made no sense) yet there was an innuendo of danger.Then the repeat,"Your wife is here." Then, another voice immediately follows with,"Yes. Davey's wife!" I swear ....those last two voices were again not angry, but playful....and worse, they had that demonic hue to them.It all felt real. I did not know I was dreaming.I was absolutely petrified.I literally could not move...frozen in fear.At that point I made that decision:That decision where you are sick of being in abject terror and you COMMAND your body to give back control to your soul. I shattered that full body ice jacket and turned toward them in a split second and with complete rage screamed "LIAR!!!!" Only right then did I become aware that I was here....on the floor....and now facing a bedside table,even though I don't have a bed.It was a nightmare, but I did in reality scream "LIAR!!!" ....VERY loud. It's amazing I didn't wake up everyone on this floor. When you have one of those when you are frozen in fear and just cannot move nor even speak....those are friggin' scary. Plus, when you realize you just bellowed out "LIAR!" in a very threatening way .....to a bed side table,you feel really stupid. That's my story. Way it goes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U9Q3UlO5gM AMIGOS!----AVANTI!
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02-07-2015, 04:22 PM
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  I too met the Lewis' at Sara's Toga. They weren't wearing togas mind you but still wonderful people.
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02-07-2015, 06:33 PM
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02-08-2015, 06:46 PM
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From - Clyde
================================================== ===== Sporty Fans, before I begin sporty updates and yer what not.....I do have an announcement to make on my state of health;knowing full well the great majority here wish I were dead....UPS!....I mean, they pray for my little prostate. This week ,I go in to have MerHigh withdrawn from me.They will be looking for traces of blood------wish me well, won't you? Next up:Thanks so much to my ENORMOUS pud-----WHOA!! Oh my God. I meant , to my ENORMOUS fan base....of course. So many congratulated me regarding my brilliantly insightful and courageous pick on Shared Belief.I want to do the right thing here and thank each one of you on an individual basis. Arletta....thank you for your kindness and luscious legs. I think that should be it.....certainly hope I didn't forget anyone. California Aluminum,I'm told, had to see the vet immediately after the race and was treated for extreme dust inhalation.Hear he has recovered and is doing well.His greedy owner may send him next to Don'tBuy.You know,that ostentatious place built upon the backs of the scammed and enslaved.What an honorable thing to do. Now baffert,the Merchant of Menace,now has to decide where to hide PayBob. Good luck to ya there,baffert. Floppertunity,maybe him for the Fig Cap? "At the risk of seeming ridiculous,the true revolutionary is moved by the true feelings of love." I can follow that one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1I6BT01tNg AMIGO'S!!....LET'S WENT!!
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02-09-2015, 07:58 PM
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An insight from ~ Clyde
================================================== === Horsey Fans....the deed has been done.The owners of California Aluminum are sending him to Sodom&Gomorrah.The same horsey who brought them so much money and fame and even gave one of the owners an opportunity to act like a complete jackass;this is the reward he gets.He gets a round trip( only 14,000 miles)ticket to Don'tBuy where he will have to jump 9 hours ahead in getting there and then 9 hours behind upon his return. His trainer has the brains, but unfortunately his owners make the important decisions. Nothing new about that mismatch. Why do we say "Now we are through the looking glass here." when we are never out of it?? All the same,for those of you who wished the re-emergence of the PoliSci Room.....ya got what ya weeshed fer.A continuous string of "I'm right and you're wrong" by known bleeding heart libtards and neo nazi conserva-gives.But then again, with the belly laughs that Genuine Crazy Lady and Daffy Danny offer viewers-----maybe it's not sa bad.JMess,Mr. Pumpkin and I Am Stupid are kind of amusing,too. Wishing the best to MyMissSnowBlower. Oh boy. I meant MyMissStormCat,of course. FarFromOver has now boinged to the top of my Derby list.There weren't that many to jump over, but I recall International Star,Texas Red and Frosted were there.Plenty of time to ponder over these and new possibles. Or not. "Life is just a bowl of cherries." Lie!! "The best things in life are free." More lies!!!! ''That light at the end of the tunnel;it's probably a train." Now that's more like it. STICKY STICKY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSquiIVLhrQ My best bets o' the day at the Big M tomorrow: #3,It'sSurreal in the third at 4:1 ml. #6,ClydeBank in the 7th at 12:1 ml. I must whizz. I have whizzed. Late next week, it will probably glow in the dark. If there is an after life, doesn't it infer there was a before life? If all this be so....what's with this life stuff?Why the interruption? This philosophizing jazz is for deaf birds. Those showing real potential for enshrinement into the NA Piggy Pen: SLO MO RANDALL( although I think he's being coached by enshrinee Hack-A-Thak. FUCl<ER6 GASSED4522 BLEACHED BABE LIZARD CINCYMULEPLAYER and 1st TIME EXLAX Let us hope they don't turn out as flash in the pans. HANG TEN!!
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02-10-2015, 08:34 AM
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As I foretold you, were all spirits and Are melted into air, into thin air; And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces, The solemn temples, the great globe itself, Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff As dreams are made on, and our little life Is rounded with a sleep. ~ Prospero (The Tempest) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Q_WX_9Nv0 Race 8, #1 Bootsonthebeach #1A Boot Legger So gehts!
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02-11-2015, 06:09 PM
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From ~ Clyde
================================================ I, ClydeyPooKins, have formed a new on line social affair.It's called,"Women In STEEL BONDAGE." ror! I'm kidding. Really though.....it's called "Scooter"---- and Scooter's Squawk. So here ya go: SQUAWKS!! ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 Not to worry,Friends of Clyde.My MerHigh contained acceptable amounts of blood.Sonograms of my appendix showed it performing in the normal range. ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 reSQUAWKED OLDWUFFIE@NT "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1I6BT01tNg" AWFUL!! ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 Who is notstevie5picks?? ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 Will someone please plug NoAdvantage into the reality queue? ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 How does one safely store radioactive ejaculate? No wise cracks please. ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 reSQUAWKED DAFFYDANNY@NT "I get that...." NO YOU DON'T!! ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 I am hoping this catches on at warp speed.My plan is to become "seamless" with Twitter's Twits so Twits and Squawkers may reTWIT and reSQUAWK. ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 reSQUAWKED Arletta@GREENWOOD4 "WHERE ARE MY BOO BEE'S!!?? Oh. Never mind." End of SQUAWKS.
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02-12-2015, 07:19 AM
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GSP R2 #3 Cum Laude DD R10 #2 Hard to Collect
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02-11-2015, 07:45 PM
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For Clyde: Tampa Race 7 Mizz Wizz
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02-12-2015, 06:08 PM
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Clydiepookins I am sending you, though my thoughts, oodles of positive wishes, stunningly beautiful noodle images and silent music.
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02-13-2015, 09:50 AM
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