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Old 12-13-2014, 07:19 PM
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Old 12-13-2014, 07:21 PM
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"One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, 'Is it half full or half empty?' So I drank the water. No more problem. "






YOU ARE WISE BEYOND YOUR YEARS AND A PROBLEM SOLVER. WE COULD USE YOU IN THE GOVERNMENT.
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OK Morty, I'll start the Piggie-Pen list for NA.


Wontshutup

Vitrol

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Pastey Alert! ~ From ~ Clyde



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To the Management Bitch:


!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!




To BeefHerky:

snarf!!....rolling an' laughing!!

Fine work!


Off the top of my head I would have to add: JC.


Let's find more!




To Arletta:


What's with the "toot toot!"?

Stop it.
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Old 12-15-2014, 09:17 PM
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Miss Longerie's Play:

GP-12/17 Race 10

Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking- More Than Rainbows

Horse that actually likes fruitcake- Just Too Perfect

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer- Undercover Kitten

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist- Violinist

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line- Bluegrass Special
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A contribution from ~ Clyde


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More NA Piggy Pen Inmates:

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Mucous Whizz

Toaster

Nihilist

Phantom On Welfare

Dark Matter

Languid Dan

CurtisontheTake

Ox Cart

TurnOffHis Mike

BJ of SD

Feckless

Dunce Cap

The Styyyyyyy

Donkies4Honkies

Tits

Drainos

MarkAtTimeMachines R US

FirstTime Deep Six'd

Mrs.TomatoHead
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Miss Longerie's Play:

GP-12/17 Race 10

Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking- More Than Rainbows-1st

Horse that actually likes fruitcake- Just Too Perfect

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer- Undercover Kitten

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist- Violinist-2nd

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line- Bluegrass Special
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Old 12-18-2014, 01:19 PM
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And, Brown Sugar;I notice in another thread CardVark mentions something like you having a penchant for "loss".Do you know by simply appearing in a thread you started,he reinforces what he claims is your penchant for loss?

Just thayin'.
DPK... all ah know is that it's a big turn on whenever he speaks to me. In fact...

For Cardus-ie (swoon):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hp5wPM0DYk



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-3rd




Total=$470.60
Boom! Veddy veddy nice!

I shall play my Christmas race in NZ tomorrow.
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Alan-$8.90
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Mr. Espar Igus-$20.40
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Old 12-18-2014, 06:52 AM
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A jingle from ~ Clyde


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Today is the race pick day for Mr. Otto Bodyman.

Otto will be selecting at the MMMMMMMAH-VLUS!! Mahoning Circle of Fun for Saturday.



Race 8....Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking- #10,Sing The Blues

Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #7,Alley Sprout

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer- #5,Love Bunny

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist-#9,Giggle Fit

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#11,Blond Warrior



In that Elvis thread down in Schizoteric,first song.....the Letterman Show. Is that Randy Sterling playing the flute?

If baffert does run those 4 horses at SharedBelief, it will be :One for the gate, one for the first turn,one for the second turn, one for the win and SharedBelief ;the only without sin.

Whack 'im and run 'im wide twice;now baffert's done it to him thrice.



And Andy Beyer and his minions will see no evil.



Friends,it's time to take the blinkers off. Is there a way? Can we keep it real here? Or must we call in....The Real Don Steele?

The rank sniff still lingers from the BCC.

baffert phones Stewards and then forgets what he was going to say!!?



How much more of baffert are we going to take?You know,The Doctor;specializing in thyroid treatment.Even when the thyroid needs no treatment.Him and his sidekick,Nurse Ratchet....have got to go.I think even Satan is sick of seeing his sorry dupa.



if i said to you,
crinkle your nose and make me high....
would you dapple your skin and drink merhigh
would you lotus your legs and bare your chest
or simply tell me to picture this
you know what's wrong with trying to do a poim after battling phone co's. and computer co's. for 3 weeks to a positive resolution, only to have your furnace go out at 12:30 AM and it's 28 STINKING degrees outside!!??
THAT'S what's wrong.




I need StickyMusic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkuGtF4T9vI



I think now you need sticky Music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myip...ALtGavW0jfyeVK





I was born on a side road far from here
While the town was burning out my dark window
I was crowned with a cage of cold barbed wire
And my bottle I keep with me even till now

Curse my pain, curse the sunrise every dawn
Those sidewalks ran me ragged, those cracks my only guide
Long for midnight, long for darkness sweet release
Beg the alleys for your endless time to cease

Screaming blackbird on my shoulders
Mark my nearness to his youth
Left my senses reeling as he cried, "I understand you"
(Sweet release, sweet release)

Try the handle, try the doorway, try the path
Try to enter, to enter and to find some solace there, there
In this clearing, you'll find nothing but a song
Give it breath, give it sunshine and with you it will belong, belong

It will whisper, it will stir a gentle breeze, its hands are your hands
They will take you where you please, if you please
Will you choose to be gentle? It's just your life whatever you feel
Are we blind for a reason or is it just to make it real, real?
(Sweet release, sweet release)

Show me do, give me seashells for my ears
Tell your neighbors and forgive them for their fears
(Sweet release, sweet release, sweet release)




Say....what about you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCCHb6PSPS0







And this one is for all my psychopath friends:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSWUWPx2VeQ




I have zebra poop in my Christmas stocking.

Fucl<age.
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Old 12-20-2014, 11:01 PM
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Today is the race pick day for Mr. Otto Bodyman.

Otto will be selecting at the MMMMMMMAH-VLUS!! Mahoning Circle of Fun for Saturday.



Race 8....Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking- #10,Sing The Blues-3rd

Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #7,Alley Sprout

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer- #5,Love Bunny

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist-#9,Giggle Fit

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#11,Blond Warrior



In that Elvis thread down in Schizoteric,first song.....the Letterman Show. Is that Randy Sterling playing the flute?

If baffert does run those 4 horses at SharedBelief, it will be :One for the gate, one for the first turn,one for the second turn, one for the win and SharedBelief ;the only without sin.

Whack 'im and run 'im wide twice;now baffert's done it to him thrice.



And Andy Beyer and his minions will see no evil.



Friends,it's time to take the blinkers off. Is there a way? Can we keep it real here? Or must we call in....The Real Don Steele?

The rank sniff still lingers from the BCC.

baffert phones Stewards and then forgets what he was going to say!!?



How much more of baffert are we going to take?You know,The Doctor;specializing in thyroid treatment.Even when the thyroid needs no treatment.Him and his sidekick,Nurse Ratchet....have got to go.I think even Satan is sick of seeing his sorry dupa.



if i said to you,
crinkle your nose and make me high....
would you dapple your skin and drink merhigh
would you lotus your legs and bare your chest
or simply tell me to picture this
you know what's wrong with trying to do a poim after battling phone co's. and computer co's. for 3 weeks to a positive resolution, only to have your furnace go out at 12:30 AM and it's 28 STINKING degrees outside!!??
THAT'S what's wrong.




I need StickyMusic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkuGtF4T9vI



I think now you need sticky Music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myip...ALtGavW0jfyeVK





I was born on a side road far from here
While the town was burning out my dark window
I was crowned with a cage of cold barbed wire
And my bottle I keep with me even till now

Curse my pain, curse the sunrise every dawn
Those sidewalks ran me ragged, those cracks my only guide
Long for midnight, long for darkness sweet release
Beg the alleys for your endless time to cease

Screaming blackbird on my shoulders
Mark my nearness to his youth
Left my senses reeling as he cried, "I understand you"
(Sweet release, sweet release)

Try the handle, try the doorway, try the path
Try to enter, to enter and to find some solace there, there
In this clearing, you'll find nothing but a song
Give it breath, give it sunshine and with you it will belong, belong

It will whisper, it will stir a gentle breeze, its hands are your hands
They will take you where you please, if you please
Will you choose to be gentle? It's just your life whatever you feel
Are we blind for a reason or is it just to make it real, real?
(Sweet release, sweet release)

Show me do, give me seashells for my ears
Tell your neighbors and forgive them for their fears
(Sweet release, sweet release, sweet release)




Say....what about you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCCHb6PSPS0







And this one is for all my psychopath friends:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSWUWPx2VeQ




I have zebra poop in my Christmas stocking.

Fucl<age.

Total-$8.60
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Old 12-20-2014, 11:06 PM
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So far:
Arletta-$34
Alan-$8.90
TMW-0
Miss Longerie-$470.60
Mr. Espar Igus-$20.40
Mr. Otto Bodyman$8.60
Rileyoriley-$22.80
Sighty-$194
Herky-0
MMSC-to be determined!!!
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Old 12-21-2014, 10:13 AM
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MMSC-to be determined!!!
We can determine this a big, fat zero as my horsies were confused by the language barrier and thought I had asked them all to concentrate on tea and crumpets during the race instead of the actual running itself.

Sadly, they were all quite pleased with themselves.
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I had a dream that I went to Sara's Toga dressed like I was going to a pool party in Beverly Hills.
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I had a dream that I went to Sara's Toga dressed like I was going to a pool party in Beverly Hills.

Sightypoo I told you only 1/2 a shroom is plenty
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Old 12-22-2014, 09:11 PM
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A post it note from ~ Clyde


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Medium Rare Flog is back.

I wish he'd get rare.

He might consider being amusing,too.


I do know this feller.He's an 8th grade Field Trip Teacher/Tour Guide ,primarily instructing Artesian Wells.Some day ,they may allow him to teach humans.As a youngster he wore led shoes and grew a dense crew cut as it was his aspiration to become a pencil.


Oddly enough,he's a born again reincarnate.

We once were friends,until he joined Hari Krishna.

They ruined someone who would have made a great pencil.



Sal Monpatti would enjoy taking a shot in tomorrows 6th at The Mahonings Ten Cents A Ride or Ride ALL DAY for only One Dollar :


HO's....whoa!!...I meant horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking-#1,Starship Streaker

Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #3,Lady Panther

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer-#4,Lonnie Bell

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist-#5,DogTooth Violet

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#8,Amazing Light



I got and have mailed the leaders of ISIS and Taliban each a copy of The Satanic Verses for Merry Christmas!! They are going to be so surprised!




"Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be."

-Baron Fronkenshtein



“Live everyday like it’s your last day on earth”

and who wrote that one?

Why....– Unknown!!

Is that contrast,or what?



“Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, What’s in it for me?”

– Former Egyptian Pharaoh,Barack Obama



“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible' ”

-PT Barnum



“The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.”

-The Giant,Goliath



“Don’t be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone..”


-No. 1 Michigan Vulvarenes Fan ( anonymous)






STICKY MUSIC!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNSy...=RDsNSygqogpls




NON STICKY MUSIC!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdumHkqvF-U



A barber's pole makes more sense than GenuineCrazyLady.

And I think Daffy Danny IS a barber's pole!

Yow.



Anyone catch The Futility at Lost Alamitos?

Hiring Line,Duodenum and Mrs. Z in a near 3 way dead heat.You can scratch all 3 from serious derby contention.Keep this in mind.And don't think this all points to baffert's horsey-----Barrack Obama, because it most certainly does not.


Time to jump into the Starship!!

UP ,UP AND AWAAAAAY!!
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So far:
Arletta-$34
Alan-$8.90
TMW-0
Miss Longerie-$470.60
Mr. Espar Igus-$20.40
Mr. Otto Bodyman$8.60
Rileyoriley-$22.80
Sighty-$194
Herky-0
MMSC-0
Sal Monpatti-$31.40
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Final Scores:
Arletta-$34
Alan-$8.90
TMW-0
Miss Longerie-$470.60-WINNAH!!!
Mr. Espar Igus-$20.40
Mr. Otto Bodyman$8.60
Rileyoriley-$22.80
Sighty-$194
Herky-0
MMSC-0
Sal Monpatti-$31.40
Teryka-$10.40
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Well ya know....it's time to congratulate one of the personalities of that Management Bitch----Deb-O-Deb.

She really destroyed the field with her Miss Longerie's picks.

Personally,having spent more than a night or two with Longerie....I can say:If you think her picks are hot,you should see her dance to Bull Frog Blues.



Anyhoo,could Medium Rare Flog now be Well Done? It is unclear as of this typing.I do have one message for him:



Shut up Bogs.


Uh.... have you noticed the "lost" overhead view of the BCC start ,in the Padlock.Are there some kind of new findings to be gained? Ya got me.Maybe it's an embarrassingly awful attempt at influencing the Eclipse voters?? Ah dunno.


Speaking of Shared Belief's mugging----he did win that Malibu thing today.Of course, there was no steward's holding things up after the race by calling for a "bafferty".I was plumply pleased to see baffert's come in 3,4....and last.

HA-HA!!



Are you going to die in 2015?

r u shore?

I know I'm shore not shore that I won't.



In fact,I probably will.(STOP THAT APPLAUDING THIS INSTANT!!) But it's no big deal.baffert happens.Hey; SaliChrome, the poster here, is starting up again.Bad enough with his nincompoopence over at NA.Must we have to live through it here too?The guy is great for "woulda's" and "shoulda's" when it comes to California Aluminum.Next he'll be claiming CA could have won his first 6 races or so if only he'd have finished first.Just wait.The Jihad Scientist will be here soon....and then,youknowwho.




Keep it real.....and give 'em steel.
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