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Old 12-22-2014, 06:18 PM
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Old 12-22-2014, 08:11 PM
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A post it note from ~ Clyde


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Medium Rare Flog is back.

I wish he'd get rare.

He might consider being amusing,too.


I do know this feller.He's an 8th grade Field Trip Teacher/Tour Guide ,primarily instructing Artesian Wells.Some day ,they may allow him to teach humans.As a youngster he wore led shoes and grew a dense crew cut as it was his aspiration to become a pencil.


Oddly enough,he's a born again reincarnate.

We once were friends,until he joined Hari Krishna.

They ruined someone who would have made a great pencil.



Sal Monpatti would enjoy taking a shot in tomorrows 6th at The Mahonings Ten Cents A Ride or Ride ALL DAY for only One Dollar :


HO's....whoa!!...I meant horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking-#1,Starship Streaker

Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #3,Lady Panther

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer-#4,Lonnie Bell

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist-#5,DogTooth Violet

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#8,Amazing Light



I got and have mailed the leaders of ISIS and Taliban each a copy of The Satanic Verses for Merry Christmas!! They are going to be so surprised!




"Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be."

-Baron Fronkenshtein



“Live everyday like it’s your last day on earth”

and who wrote that one?

Why....– Unknown!!

Is that contrast,or what?



“Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, What’s in it for me?”

– Former Egyptian Pharaoh,Barack Obama



“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible' ”

-PT Barnum



“The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.”

-The Giant,Goliath



“Don’t be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone..”


-No. 1 Michigan Vulvarenes Fan ( anonymous)






STICKY MUSIC!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNSy...=RDsNSygqogpls




NON STICKY MUSIC!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdumHkqvF-U



A barber's pole makes more sense than GenuineCrazyLady.

And I think Daffy Danny IS a barber's pole!

Yow.



Anyone catch The Futility at Lost Alamitos?

Hiring Line,Duodenum and Mrs. Z in a near 3 way dead heat.You can scratch all 3 from serious derby contention.Keep this in mind.And don't think this all points to baffert's horsey-----Barrack Obama, because it most certainly does not.


Time to jump into the Starship!!

UP ,UP AND AWAAAAAY!!
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Old 12-23-2014, 09:57 PM
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A post it note from ~ Clyde


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Medium Rare Flog is back.

I wish he'd get rare.

He might consider being amusing,too.


I do know this feller.He's an 8th grade Field Trip Teacher/Tour Guide ,primarily instructing Artesian Wells.Some day ,they may allow him to teach humans.As a youngster he wore led shoes and grew a dense crew cut as it was his aspiration to become a pencil.


Oddly enough,he's a born again reincarnate.

We once were friends,until he joined Hari Krishna.

They ruined someone who would have made a great pencil.



Sal Monpatti would enjoy taking a shot in tomorrows 6th at The Mahonings Ten Cents A Ride or Ride ALL DAY for only One Dollar :


HO's....whoa!!...I meant horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking-#1,Starship Streaker

Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #3,Lady Panther

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer-#4,Lonnie Bell-3rd

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist-#5,DogTooth Violet

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#8,Amazing Light-2nd



I got and have mailed the leaders of ISIS and Taliban each a copy of The Satanic Verses for Merry Christmas!! They are going to be so surprised!




"Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be."

-Baron Fronkenshtein



“Live everyday like it’s your last day on earth”

and who wrote that one?

Why....– Unknown!!

Is that contrast,or what?



“Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, What’s in it for me?”

– Former Egyptian Pharaoh,Barack Obama



“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible' ”

-PT Barnum



“The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.”

-The Giant,Goliath



“Don’t be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone..”


-No. 1 Michigan Vulvarenes Fan ( anonymous)






STICKY MUSIC!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNSy...=RDsNSygqogpls




NON STICKY MUSIC!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdumHkqvF-U



A barber's pole makes more sense than GenuineCrazyLady.

And I think Daffy Danny IS a barber's pole!

Yow.



Anyone catch The Futility at Lost Alamitos?

Hiring Line,Duodenum and Mrs. Z in a near 3 way dead heat.You can scratch all 3 from serious derby contention.Keep this in mind.And don't think this all points to baffert's horsey-----Barrack Obama, because it most certainly does not.


Time to jump into the Starship!!

UP ,UP AND AWAAAAAY!!

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Old 12-23-2014, 03:04 PM
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Old 12-23-2014, 06:15 PM
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A Festivus note from ~ Clyde


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'Tis the time to be jolly....aye?



Why?





Why is this the time to be jolly and no other time warrants jolliness? Are you "jolly" over Jesus' birth or is it the trappings of Santa Clausness? I think;the latter.For one,Jesus was not born December 25 but on February 29.The main reason,though,is whether or not you believe in Santa Claus----many,many of you do not believe in Jesus.The edge Santa does have here is he brings presents.....and God knows we are a very selfish bunch.

There's also the enormous amounts of alcyhol consumed during this holiday period.Lots of fucl<ing is happening too.Mostly by married couples who are really into the spirit of receiving jolliness.This Giddy Period has nothing to do with the celebration of Jesus' birth and everything to do with playing out Casino.

It's amazing to me the Easter Bunny doesn't get a cameo appearance during the Giddy Period.He's another fun guy having nothing to do with the holiday he stole from Jesus (the one in reverent celebration of his resurrection). Do you begin to see this? The two biggest religious holidays of the year( for Christians,of course.....hey! they do it best!) in recognizing the birth and reanimation of Jesus and what do we do? We declare it's a time to get your jollies,spend tons of money,inhale alcyhol,screw other married people----and later we will give huge amounts of chocolate supplied by the giant bunny and hide boiled eggs we have disfigured!


Is thus nuts,or what?

I'm not a googlie.I do not believe in the Bible.

But MAN!!



This is insane.

See it's hypocrisy;feel it's sacrilege.

Celebrate reality.



Realize what a dork baffert is.Can his bulbous jowls get any more chipmunky?Let us not pay homage to false gods.Let us ,if we believe they really exist...put out a Hunt&Kill on Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny for they are only shills and puppets of the Corporate HO's.They both sold out Jesus in succumbing to an admirable crossing of their palms.


Do not be jolly:Be cynical.

And anti prodigal.

And logical.



STICKY MUSIC!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQfjIw3mivc


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Old 12-23-2014, 07:37 PM
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One More From ~ Clyde


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....uh.....I have borrowed from a friend of mine,one of their imaginaries .


I hope this flies.




Teryka would like to select for tomorrow's 5th race at Camarero's Heathen Downs:




Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking-#10,Tito Discount

Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #!! Soy Guayacan

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer-#5,Hipocrates

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist-#2,Incentivo

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#6,Inspector
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....uh.....I have borrowed from a friend of mine,one of their imaginaries .


I hope this flies.




Teryka would like to select for tomorrow's 5th race at Camarero's Heathen Downs:




Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking-#10,Tito Discount

Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #!! Soy Guayacan

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer-#5,Hipocrates

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist-#2,Incentivo

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#6,Inspector

It flies.
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Old 12-26-2014, 09:52 AM
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....uh.....I have borrowed from a friend of mine,one of their imaginaries .


I hope this flies.




Teryka would like to select for tomorrow's 5th race at Camarero's Heathen Downs:




Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking-#10,Tito Discount

Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #!! Soy Guayacan

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer-#5,Hipocrates

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist-#2,Incentivo-2nd

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#6,Inspector
Total-$10.40
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