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Old 11-17-2011, 10:36 AM
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I remember these conversations when I was like 12. It was actually funny back then listening to a bunch of guys who were definitely NOT getting laid talk about getting laid.

There is a word for people in their 20's doing it, but I don't know if "funny" is the word I'd use.
I am almost 40 and married, so definitely not getting laid.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:40 AM
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That would imply that 26% of the girls you have been with are 9 or better. Wow, are you James Woods?
maybe he's only been with 4 girls?
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:40 AM
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I am almost 40 and married, so definitely not getting laid.
I'm almost 40 and single, and definitely not getting laid either. You're not missing much...
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:45 AM
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Who wants to get laid when you can get your nut swallowed? Reason #1 of 1 why I'm in a relationship.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:45 AM
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I'm almost 40 and single, and definitely not getting laid either. You're mot missing much...
Maybe you should stop playin those Stone Temple Pilot CD's in the car when you pick up a girl..................
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Maybe you should stop playin those Stone Temple Pilot CD's in the car when you pick up a girl..................
Only girl that I ever pick up in my car is 2 yo.
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maybe he's only been with 4 girls?
Still a great ratio if you think about it.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:46 AM
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Maybe you should stop playin those Stone Temple Pilot CD's in the car when you pick up a girl..................
So says the guy with the Nickleback ringtone
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:50 AM
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Who wants to get laid when you can get your nut swallowed? Reason #1 of 1 why I'm in a relationship.
That is why there are Champagne Rooms.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:51 AM
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Gate, please stop trying to hijack the thread with facts and figures about Empire Way. This thread is clearly about Jews, Italians and more importantly Redheads.


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My apologies...............I misread the topic.................Ha!
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:52 AM
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So says the guy with the Nickleback ringtone
But I don't have any trouble getting laid...............

2-3 times a month





Besides, It's Three Doors Down now..............
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That is why there are Champagne Rooms.
I've seen many a Champagne/VIP room.

The girlfriend is the best thing that has ever happened to me. She lets me do what I want, when I want. She gives me my space. She drives my drunk ass around all the time when we go out. She's beautiful. She's a very good cook and baker - she likes sports, video games, and she likes going to the track/casino.

When I got sick, she went into full nurse mode and took care of me. She spoils me, pleases me, tolerates me, and on her days off she gets 14 straight hours of dealing with me -- and always begs me not to leave.

Good luck finding a stripper who will watch an entire season of Rome and half of Spartacus so far.
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Old 11-17-2011, 11:14 AM
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I've seen many a Champagne/VIP room.

The girlfriend is the best thing that has ever happened to me. She lets me do what I want, when I want. She gives me my space. She drives my drunk ass around all the time when we go out. She's beautiful. She's a very good cook and baker - she likes sports, video games, and she likes going to the track/casino.

When I got sick, she went into full nurse mode and took care of me. She spoils me, pleases me, tolerates me, and on her days off she gets 14 straight hours of dealing with me -- and always begs me not to leave.

Good luck finding a stripper who will watch an entire season of Rome and half of Spartacus so far.

Dude I have read this exact post somewhere before.....
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Old 11-17-2011, 11:16 AM
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I've seen many a Champagne/VIP room.

The girlfriend is the best thing that has ever happened to me. She lets me do what I want, when I want. She gives me my space. She drives my drunk ass around all the time when we go out. She's beautiful. She's a very good cook and baker - she likes sports, video games, and she likes going to the track/casino.

When I got sick, she went into full nurse mode and took care of me. She spoils me, pleases me, tolerates me, and on her days off she gets 14 straight hours of dealing with me -- and always begs me not to leave.

Good luck finding a stripper who will watch an entire season of Rome and half of Spartacus so far.
You forgot to mention that she loves Subway.
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Old 11-17-2011, 11:27 AM
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You forgot to mention that she loves Subway.
She doesn't.

I was always too nice with those Subway sandwhich artist chicks and Dollar General clerk chicks I tried to pick up.
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Old 11-17-2011, 11:32 AM
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She doesn't.

I was always too nice with those Subway sandwhich artist chicks and Dollar General clerk chicks I tried to pick up.
Too bad, I hope that's not a deal breaker for you Dougie..........
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Old 11-17-2011, 12:21 PM
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I've seen many a Champagne/VIP room.

The girlfriend is the best thing that has ever happened to me. She lets me do what I want, when I want. She gives me my space. She drives my drunk ass around all the time when we go out. She's beautiful. She's a very good cook and baker - she likes sports, video games, and she likes going to the track/casino.

When I got sick, she went into full nurse mode and took care of me. She spoils me, pleases me, tolerates me, and on her days off she gets 14 straight hours of dealing with me -- and always begs me not to leave.

Good luck finding a stripper who will watch an entire season of Rome and half of Spartacus so far.
That's what my wife is for...see where I am heading with this?
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Old 11-19-2011, 05:44 PM
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I am almost 40 and married, so definitely not getting laid.
You're still stronger than her, right? I don't get it.
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Old 11-19-2011, 06:11 PM
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You're still stronger than her, right? I don't get it.
She is Sicilian.
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