The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Arletta]

From Mr. Appreciative ~ Clyde


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CLYDEFORM!! Presents:

The Little Boys Race at Philly Cheeeeseteak Park fine pre race analysis.

(You won't get that kind of creative titling.....anywhere.)




1....California Aluminum

Up against it here versus a fine group of cheaters and cowards.Historically,and I'm thinking Belmont here....he does not do well against cheaters and cowards so....no.


crinkle....


trash can






2....The Sissy


BARF!!



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3....ProtoNichole


I believe this is the Nichole prototype.

For me to continue would a VERY bad idea.


Nice horsey.



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4....A Schwontz Baffert Horsey


I would never recommend a Schwontz trainer's horsey.






nyyyyoooooooooooooooooow!!



thud






5....NobleMoon


keepah!!






6....Glassic's Pickles n' Roll


Really awful.




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7....Tapiture


keepah!!






8....CJ's Awesome




SPIT!!!!







rolling an' laughing!!!!







Oh my, lost my composure.I must remain a professional about this.












SNARF!!!!


eauxh mine GOT!!!!





I don't think I have ever seen a funnier name.

He should get points for that alone.



But no.





whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiir!!













And now, who wins?



I think I don't know.....e-box Tapiture and Noble Moon.

[Arletta]

Looks like the Japanese are trying pretty hard to get Chromie

“But you have to understand the interest in him right now. People from Japan were here the other day (at Los Alamitos), and they want him bad. As a stud, he’s very valuable, but it’s up to the owners. If the money’s there, you have to think they’ll sell him.”

http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2014/.../#article-copy

[Arletta]

From Clyde


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And in the little girlies race from Philly Cheeeesteak Park:CLYDEFORM!! brings you swell pre race analysis for the Clitolion .


Let us now do this thing.





1....CASSATT


Replaced by CD's quite some time back.

Way no.


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2....MEAT SEASON


I find the name uncouth.

She gives horsey racing the NFL "now what the fucl< shall we do?" problem.


uh,no



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3...MOUSE STOOLS


What an awful name.




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4....JOINT RETURN


I really,really like this horsey and make it a keepah, although the name brings back a very bad and very painful memory.

I cahn't say anymore.....even though I did.






5....ZERO AMORE


What a bitch.








whiiiiiiiiiiirrrrr!!!!






6....LITTLE PERPLEXIS


Hard to figure this one.



Not really.



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7....JOJO WARRIOR


I think this is Michael Moore's mistress.




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8....THE ****


What a prima donna phony.

Nice run against the boys,by the way.

She's done.




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9....STOPFUCI<NG MARIA


Lots of HO's in this race.

She won't.

And so....






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JOINT RETURN to win.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From Clyde


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And in the little girlies race from Philly Cheeeesteak Park:CLYDEFORM!! brings you swell pre race analysis for the Clitolion .


Let us now do this thing.





1....CASSATT


Replaced by CD's quite some time back.

Way no.


crinkle....


trash can






2....MEAT SEASON


I find the name uncouth.

She gives horsey racing the NFL "now what the fucl< shall we do?" problem.


uh,no



crinkle....


trash can






3...MOUSE STOOLS


What an awful name.




crinkle....


trash can






4....JOINT RETURN


I really,really like this horsey and make it a keepah, although the name brings back a very bad and very painful memory.

I cahn't say anymore.....even though I did.






5....ZERO AMORE


What a bitch.








whiiiiiiiiiiirrrrr!!!!






6....LITTLE PERPLEXIS


Hard to figure this one.



Not really.



crinkle....


trash can






7....JOJO WARRIOR


I think this is Michael Moore's mistress.




crinkle....


trash can






8....THE ****


What a prima donna phony.

Nice run against the boys,by the way.

She's done.




crinkle....


trash can






9....STOPFUCI<NG MARIA


Lots of HO's in this race.

She won't.

And so....






crinkle....


trash can








JOINT RETURN to win.

i also like Joints (to win) but must go with Protonico in the other.

[Sightseek]

I especially liked the rename on the Maria horsey. We get it Repole, you have a lot of money.

[my miss storm cat]

If Repole (I like the Maria horsies names ) named one for Morty ah wonder what it would be...

Stopwhiningmorty?

Song for Cardus-ie for the day cause you can celebrate anything you want...

(The video itself is kinda awful but it's the rawness of the take that is wonderful):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJyDUy2eYKE

[Arletta]

From Clyde

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7myjFBwDlIk


HOW TO PROPERLY MANIPULATE THE CLITORIS AND VULVA

by Clyde Collinwood,Creator of CLYDEFORM!!

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Oh my GOD!!

What the fucl< am I DOING!!?





Excuse me,Sporty Fans.I have made a serious boo boo and shall be changing my subject matter.


We need a new song.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZLKtjATZt0



Not a huge fan of timber framing, what with the tedium of crafting tortoise and tenon joints.


I mean MORTISE and tenon joints!!

What in the shell is my friggin' problem!?

A lady with a too tight turtle would think better than me.....AAAAHHHH!!!!...I meant GIRDLE!!


I guess reptile dysfunction is next.

Someone kill me.

ERECTILE!!!!




....uh, 'nother song....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOaQAMC17GQ






ooooooooKAY!!!!

Maybe now I can get it in gear.



I have a room that is completely empty.I guess just saying"empty" kind of gets the point across.How can empty be completely empty? Empty is empty,right? That's another thing I have to stop.OK....it's empty.There is this extremely nutty yet very attractive girl(Don't they always go hand in hand? Nutty and attractive,I mean) who just happens to be the world's most organized hoarder.Hoarder's are usually,by law,slobs.

Not this girl.I have never seen junk so well packaged and labeled.Anyhoo----someone ratted on her and the health dept. said,"You bettah clean it up or hit the road.Too many exits and electrical sockets and fixtures are blocked."


Now it's ME who looks like a hoarder!!

I better get fellatio outta this.

Stay tuned.


I still think Obama looks like an Egyptian.

Oh they knew long ago this would happen.

Just look at the pyramid on the back of a one dollar bill.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th3ycKQV_4k


Anyone know LindaLaura? I am so sick of British track announcers calling US races.They are A-BYSMAL! I cannot understand one word they bark.WentTheDayWell becomes " 'en a day 'el ".Buckwheat language would be clearer.Only Eskeemo's would vote for Sara Polin:But then igloos aren't the most challenging architectural problem ever presented.So there ya go.It's like-----if you lived on the equator,would you build a furnace for a house?At least they invented Eskeemo Pies.


Could NoAdvantage be an i-net mirage? That possibilty becomes more credible by the day for me.There cannot be a real Just Stupid,Curtis on the Take,Tits,SueyCide,Hack-A-Thaska-Los ,Drainos,PhantomOnMeds,StillFucl<edUp,ToxicCar.... .yadda-yadda-yadda.Those people are too dumb to be real!

Great Hunt&Kill List, by the way.

That place is one great big ol' non sequitur.

They believe there is a suicide bomber's reunion.



If carnage had a face....it would look like NoAdvantage.




Avanti Mon Ami's!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM5OUdo-z4Q