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Rosario plates are in......................................
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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I laughed. ![]() |
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The " I
midget porn" bumper sticker might be the greatest ever |
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Shouldn't it say "I star in midget porn"?
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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984. |
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Those would be some... ah.... "short" performances.
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Eng and Chan are chinese siamese twins from the late 19th century
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I did have one guy ask me if it meant I had changed the engine in my car.
![]() I also had success in the past in convincing some not so bright co-workers (aka: blonde haired, recent high school graduates) that I had swam the English Channel. |
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God damn that's great.
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Fine work Matt.
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All of ya'll....GFY.
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