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Old 05-04-2012, 03:56 PM
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I promised my girlfriend I'd drive her absolutely nuts in just a few months. She told me that wouldn't happen and said "if you become a beater or cheater, it's over! Beating and cheating are my only two deal-breakers."

Luckily, she said nothing about eating. I've put on about 20 pounds in the last five months.

Oh, and yeah, not swallowing is my only deal-breaker.

Robby AL, on top of being piece of crap person -- has been a very over-rated jockey for several years now.

Fairgrounds has had more gold-rail days than any other dirt track over the last few years...and the vintage Robby AL move is to take a short-price horse with a big pace advantage -- and instead of letting the horse use it's pace advantage and get to the gold rail so it can gallop to a wire-to-wire win... you get Robby AL rating the horse into submission and keeping him 4-wide the whole time because his pea-brain thinks the horse will relax better.

If Robby Albarado has a loose-speed on a gold rail track...you can almost be assured of a truly pathetic and incompetent ride.
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