I'm holding a press conference here right now

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?

Mortimer

Name: Self Destructo

Power: Sociopathic posting sprees. Arletta is the Cat Woman to his Batman.

[Calzone Lord]

Justin Dew

Name: Captain Imbecile

Power: Once a man of inescapable stupidity...he lost his job in the racing press and found a clue. Delivered impossible top-pick winners Animal Kingdom and Ruler On Ice in last years triple crown series...after a spectacular spectacle of redboarding in the 2010 Breeders Cup post firing.

[Calzone Lord]

Vol Jack

Name: Pittsburgh Phil of the SEC

Power: The ability to dominate handicapping contests with disdainful ease only to be DQ'd from five figure scores because he's from the South East and can't add.

[jms62]

Apple is down nearly 100 Points in the last 2 weeks ahead of tonights earnings. I am feelings that this has the makings of a massive shakeout and am considering buying the 550 calls expiring Friday... Am I handicapping this correctly?

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by jms62

Apple is down nearly 100 Points in the last 2 weeks ahead of tonights earnings. I am feelings that this has the makings of a massive shakeout and am considering buying the 550 calls expiring Friday... Am I handicapping this correctly?

JMS62

Name: "Just Make it Stop"

Power: Solicits advice on stocks from someone who hasn't scored with them since the Krispy Kreme IPO. Buy the Dips and Sell the Rips.

[jms62]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

JMS62

Name: "Just Make it Stop"

Power: Solicits advice on stocks from someone who hasn't scored with them since the Krispy Kreme IPO. Buy the Dips and Sell the Rips.

[Calzone Lord]

Antitrust and DaHoss

Name: Cajungator's future 3-way partners

Power: Bickering on the Internet to set the stage for rough make-up sex.

[Indian Charlie]

What about King Glorious?

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

What about King Glorious?

King Glorious

Name: The Contrarian

Power: Wears a mercury hat and thinks King Glorious would have beat Sunday Silence and Easy Goer 3 outta 4.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

King Glorious

Name: The Contrarian

Power: Wears a mercury hat and thinks King Glorious would have beat Sunday Silence and Easy Goer 3 outta 4.

Who doesn't love Kingie?!

He's like a plodder running down the stretch -- inch by inch gaining ground. Head low, big lumbering stride...creating a post reply so big that you have no choice but to waive the white flag.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Antitrust and DaHoss

Name: Cajungator's future 3-way partners

Power: Bickering on the Internet to set the stage for rough make-up sex.

Can I trade dahoss for another chick?

the 3 way with cajun does sound interesting.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

Can I trade dahoss for another chick?

the 3 way with cajun does sound interesting.

I'll take Hossy.

Just sayin...

[Calzone Lord]

V J Stauffer

Name: Vagina Juice

Power: A brutal, remorseless employment hunter. His special power is to get hired and fired with the speed of Trinniberg. The class of Hero Of Order. And the heart of Bodemeister's trainer.