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Old 11-17-2011, 09:12 AM
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Old 11-17-2011, 09:14 AM
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Pictures don't do her justice ... she owns you with her eyes and voice.
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Old 11-17-2011, 09:45 AM
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Pictures don't do her justice ... she owns you with her eyes and voice.
I think she's kinda hot as well, 'specially since she got her teeth fixed. Very accurately that RHT=0 in this scenario.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:21 AM
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She looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickels
My coffee just got introduced to my monitor/keyboard via my mouth and nose.
Bag of nickels.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:23 AM
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My coffee just got introduced to my monitor/keyboard via my mouth and nose.
Bag of nickels.
Freddy is a national treasure.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:26 AM
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Freddy is a national treasure.
Simply cannot wait to use that at the Tilted Kilt this evening to describe the same old bartender who has no right to be in that uniform.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:29 AM
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Simply cannot wait to use that at the Tilted Kilt this evening to describe the same old bartender who has no right to be in that uniform.
The line will work even better if her last name is also Nichols.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:31 AM
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I remember these conversations when I was like 12. It was actually funny back then listening to a bunch of guys who were definitely NOT getting laid talk about getting laid.

There is a word for people in their 20's doing it, but I don't know if "funny" is the word I'd use.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:36 AM
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I remember these conversations when I was like 12. It was actually funny back then listening to a bunch of guys who were definitely NOT getting laid talk about getting laid.

There is a word for people in their 20's doing it, but I don't know if "funny" is the word I'd use.
I am almost 40 and married, so definitely not getting laid.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:40 AM
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I am almost 40 and married, so definitely not getting laid.
I'm almost 40 and single, and definitely not getting laid either. You're not missing much...
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Old 11-19-2011, 05:44 PM
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I am almost 40 and married, so definitely not getting laid.
You're still stronger than her, right? I don't get it.
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