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Old 06-23-2011, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Bigsmc View Post
The unknown substance that Randall sprayed into DaTruth's eyes was actually mercury from the rectal thermometer he had stashed in his boot!

DaTruth is being restrained from re-entering the ring while his crummy nurses trying to flush his eyes. He's screaming forget about the eyes, I just need to start a Motrin/Tylenol regimen and I'll be fine!!

Back to you MaTH.
It's funny, I knew a nurse or two when I was younger and they were both very "Pro-Rectal".
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