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Old 03-23-2011, 12:07 PM
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22-year-old from Cleveland ...... arrested once ...

Her mug shot:




Not a good picture - but still - 28% of girls that age in Erie can be blitzed and high and look as good as that.
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Old 03-23-2011, 12:13 PM
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Tough year for Cleveland.
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Old 03-23-2011, 12:50 PM
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Certainly not finding his women in the same pool that Tom Brady does.
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Certainly not finding his women in the same pool that Tom Brady does.
Well, Tiger probably can't dance like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgi2lY62Hto
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Old 03-23-2011, 01:02 PM
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Certainly not finding his women in the same pool that Tom Brady does.
The Cleveland girl certainly does anal and probably gives great head and swallows.

Brady has a monumental inferiority complex.

Michigan gave him the last scholarship - his own fans boo'd him and wanted him benched his senior year in college - he was drafted very late on the 2nd day of the draft. He always looked like a lanky nerd with almost zero muscle tone.

He needs to have a women like that - Tiger doesn't. Tiger wouldn't hesitate to bang a 42-year-old waitress at Denny's.
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Old 03-23-2011, 01:04 PM
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The Cleveland girl certainly does anal and probably gives great head and swallows.

Brady has a monumental inferiority complex.

Michigan gave him the last scholarship - his own fans boo'd him and wanted him benched his senior year in college - he was drafted very late on the 2nd day of the draft. He always looked like a lanky nerd with almost zero muscle tone.

He needs to have a women like that - Tiger doesn't. Tiger wouldn't hesitate to bang a 42-year-old waitress at Denny's.
So what I think you're saying is, "we all have types"?
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she's actually pretty damn hot now that the acne has cleared.

there was a picture of her in a NY newspaper
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she's actually pretty damn hot now that the acne has cleared.

there was a picture of her in a NY newspaper
Before/during/after?
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_1...52-504083.html
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yeah I wouldnt turn her down before/during or after.
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yeah but she's a rich, snobby bitch. There had to be reasons for Tiger to stray so much.

That said,

I'd never kick her out of bed. I just wouldnt want to have conversations with her.
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I'd eat her a.sshole.
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yeah but she's a rich, snobby bitch. There had to be reasons for Tiger to stray so much.

That said,

I'd never kick her out of bed. I just wouldnt want to have conversations with her.
You're right, that bitch made him cheat. It couldn't be Tiger, his treatment of the other girls seemed so classy. He treats everyone else around him with such respect, it must have been his ex-wife.
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You're right, that bitch made him cheat. It couldn't be Tiger, his treatment of the other girls seemed so classy. He treats everyone else around him with such respect, it must have been his ex-wife.
Tiger's a douchebag who should have never got married.

But I'd still bet a lot of money that his ex wife is a bitch.
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Tiger's a douchebag who should have never got married.

But I'd still bet a lot of money that his ex wife is a bitch a very rich bitch
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