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The Indomitable DrugS 03-23-2011 12:07 PM

Tiger Woods new girlfriend
 
22-year-old from Cleveland ...... arrested once ...

Her mug shot:




Not a good picture - but still - 28% of girls that age in Erie can be blitzed and high and look as good as that.

randallscott35 03-23-2011 12:13 PM

Tough year for Cleveland.

Sightseek 03-23-2011 12:50 PM

Certainly not finding his women in the same pool that Tom Brady does.

herkhorse 03-23-2011 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 762710)
Certainly not finding his women in the same pool that Tom Brady does.

Well, Tiger probably can't dance like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgi2lY62Hto

The Indomitable DrugS 03-23-2011 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 762710)
Certainly not finding his women in the same pool that Tom Brady does.

The Cleveland girl certainly does anal and probably gives great head and swallows.

Brady has a monumental inferiority complex.

Michigan gave him the last scholarship - his own fans boo'd him and wanted him benched his senior year in college - he was drafted very late on the 2nd day of the draft. He always looked like a lanky nerd with almost zero muscle tone.

He needs to have a women like that - Tiger doesn't. Tiger wouldn't hesitate to bang a 42-year-old waitress at Denny's.

randallscott35 03-23-2011 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS (Post 762715)
The Cleveland girl certainly does anal and probably gives great head and swallows.

Brady has a monumental inferiority complex.

Michigan gave him the last scholarship - his own fans boo'd him and wanted him benched his senior year in college - he was drafted very late on the 2nd day of the draft. He always looked like a lanky nerd with almost zero muscle tone.

He needs to have a women like that - Tiger doesn't. Tiger wouldn't hesitate to bang a 42-year-old waitress at Denny's.

So what I think you're saying is, "we all have types"?

timmgirvan 03-23-2011 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 762710)
Certainly not finding his women in the same pool that Tom Brady does.

:$::tro::tro:

Antitrust32 03-23-2011 01:20 PM

she's actually pretty damn hot now that the acne has cleared.

there was a picture of her in a NY newspaper

geeker2 03-23-2011 01:49 PM

I like a girl that can smile during the booking process :{>:

OldDog 03-23-2011 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 762723)
she's actually pretty damn hot now that the acne has cleared.

there was a picture of her in a NY newspaper

Before/during/after?
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_1...52-504083.html

MaTH716 03-23-2011 02:08 PM

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Attachment 1717

She'll play....................

Antitrust32 03-23-2011 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by OldDog (Post 762735)

yeah I wouldnt turn her down before/during or after.

Antitrust32 03-23-2011 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 762737)
Attachment 1717

She'll play....................

yeah but she's a rich, snobby bitch. There had to be reasons for Tiger to stray so much.

That said,

I'd never kick her out of bed. I just wouldnt want to have conversations with her.

Coach Pants 03-23-2011 05:49 PM

Mugshots capture the true self.


I'd eat her a.sshole.

3kings 03-24-2011 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 762741)
yeah but she's a rich, snobby bitch. There had to be reasons for Tiger to stray so much.

That said,

I'd never kick her out of bed. I just wouldnt want to have conversations with her.

You're right, that bitch made him cheat. :rolleyes: It couldn't be Tiger, his treatment of the other girls seemed so classy. He treats everyone else around him with such respect, it must have been his ex-wife.

Antitrust32 03-24-2011 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by 3kings (Post 762814)
You're right, that bitch made him cheat. :rolleyes: It couldn't be Tiger, his treatment of the other girls seemed so classy. He treats everyone else around him with such respect, it must have been his ex-wife.

Tiger's a douchebag who should have never got married.

But I'd still bet a lot of money that his ex wife is a bitch.

geeker2 03-24-2011 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 762825)
Tiger's a douchebag who should have never got married.

But I'd still bet a lot of money that his ex wife is a bitch a very rich bitch

ftfy ;)


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