snowy woods

[clyde]

is it me?

MuffyDearest

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

MuffyDearest

oh boy..here I go again...

[clyde]

I wanted to do the 3 little piggies/wolf thing now, but there is like no way I can.



If I did, I would shirley die.

[clyde]

How can I ever again listen to a football game......taking that suicidal chance that a kick off is misjudged by the receiver.He neverr gets control nor is hit, but the ball bounces to the ground.



The announcer always points out the proper terminology for the misplay.

That would kill me.








Anyone recall the well known ex Michigan State fb coach from the 60's,I think.

Keep it to yourself.

That would kill me,too.

[clyde]

I also have become aware of 2 certain posters who find themselves amusing.




Youknowwhat is not over.

[clyde]

Pigskin MORTE' predicts:


Ohio State giving 6.5 over the WeDon'tNeedNoStinkingBadgers

Iota giving 3 over the Vulvarenes

The Fighting Vagini getting 9.5 over the Michigan State HardOns

[clyde]

I'm sorry,ma'am...but do you know why I pulled you over?

I didn't think so.

First..you were parked in a no muffing zone.


Then, you sped through a pud x crossing.


You left in quite a muff.

I need to see your muff's license..it must have a photo id.

hmmmm...what is your muff's name, ma'amage?




Fluffy Muffy?

It says here that it's Muff in a Drum.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to show me your muff.



Well no..I better do this right.

I'm going to radio in for Officer Muffcli Trust.She will have to do the muff match here.Sit tight...and don't go trying to disguise it with the funny glasses and muffstache kit.