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Old 10-12-2010, 08:58 AM
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be happy and sing a long---or i'll cut you up like the unforgiving lice that you are

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPEOdefOq0





Lil Heels2010

your pus.sy......get rid of it

lildarlin5


you're a whining little bi.tch.....I'm going to chop off your head..and step on your toes

Lincoln

Abe,you wouldn't know what 4 score meant if Gooey,Debbie,Franny and Sighty all sat on your face at the same time....you fucl<ing idiot

LINDA MARIE FIORE

i wouldn't fucl< you with Coach's pipe wrench

LindaWatson

you're ugly...and fat.....you're fucl<ing muff looks like a melting ice berg

Linny

if I ever see you here again...I'll kill you

lisainco

i see your head, on a tray....it has a cardboard cartoon balloon thing coming out of your mouth...it says..."i am a pig"

LITF


i think you want someone to fucl< you.....try the detention barn

litlady02

i'm going to carve my initials in yer as.s........no I'm not....A-HAHAHAHA!

Littleton Lee

you're a filthy tramp..and you disgust me......get your clothes off..now

lizzy

stick your pus.sy in your zipper

llama68


i'm going to spit on you and then shave your entire body....then i'm sticking you in the tiger cage....i hope he thinks your one of those revolting little Indian men

lndbtwtrks

touch Gooey again.....and i'll send riot's fang ladden muff afer you

longnite

you're a long nite even for a month....there is no worldly reason for you to wear clothes

LooseOnTheLead

you're loose on the end...you're so loose no one wants fucl< you...you'll have much betetr luck at NoAdvantage...they'd fucl< a rock over there

lord007


Connery..you're gay..what are you gonig to do about it, you old cow..

lordcarson

you're dead..and you're still not the least bit funny

lori7523

you show camel finger---you're a fool

lostcode

NoMuff..get the fucl<, outta here

Lovely Laurel


you wouldn't be lovely if spotted Franny's make up kit...i vomit at your very sight...that said.....Sorbet?

lowerperkmike

fucl< you and that drainage ditch your donkey fell in

lpdunn

you ever see riot's bush?...you see the movie Alien?...same thing...i'm going to have her sit on your face

ltjmcnamara

you are the ghost of as.sholes past

lucky


not today..i sent Muffcli your wife...now tell me about your filthy luck

LuckyJoyce

Mrs. Lucky...don't rub it in

lurker

that's it ,Care-Lah...keep fucl<ing with me...

luv2gambl

and they love to see you coming you colossal twat rejection letter

luvthesales

the sellers love you even more....you'd buy your own HO clothes if they stuck them on a rack

luvtowin


well how the fucl< would you know?

LyndaP31

i'm going to chop your head off...plop it on a stick...and set you afire.....happy?

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Old 10-12-2010, 10:33 AM
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WOW..that was some fine work !!
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Old 10-12-2010, 10:58 AM
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Thank you so very much,Geeker.


Rudy set me straight.

I am killing today...absolutely no chance of any chewing whatsoever.
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Old 10-12-2010, 12:35 PM
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Suffy-Poo...when Ralphy tells you to mind your own business and go back inside---it's best you do so.




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Old 10-12-2010, 12:43 PM
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Oh my God.
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Old 10-12-2010, 01:11 PM
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I think Sighty-Poo is in the Muffler repair shop.
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Old 10-12-2010, 01:13 PM
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I can't look at Egg McMuffins anymore...much less think of eating them.
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Old 10-12-2010, 08:32 PM
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Thank you so very much,Geeker.


Rudy set me straight.

I am killing today...absolutely no chance of any chewing whatsoever.
So the Predator's muffle has been removed????
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So the Predator's muffle has been removed????

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Old 10-12-2010, 08:56 PM
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Will there be anymore character assignations tonight?

I have to watch One Tree Hill in about an hour.
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Old 10-12-2010, 09:01 PM
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You should watch it.


I can't laugh anymore or I will Shirley die.
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Old 10-12-2010, 07:01 PM
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LyndaP31

i'm going to chop your head off...plop it on a stick...and set you afire.....happy?
Im a bad person for thinking this one is really funny, huh?

What are you even talking about???
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Old 10-12-2010, 07:20 PM
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Im a bad person for thinking this one is really funny, huh?

What are you even talking about???
Yes you are ,Gooey.

You are a very sick person who should seek 6 months in the very best mental institution this country has to offer.


Or...





( and this is the road I suggest)...simply down a quart of mookies and NAPALM your neighbors homes.

This tends to drive out the demons and you should be good to go in life as a Social Norm.
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