the cozy dooryard

[clyde]

OK Sighty-foo...I mean poo.



You are Samantha and Franny is Cristy.

I want you to embrace Cristy and plant a nice kissy-poo on her lips.Cristy---you begin looking for trace evidence in Samantha's mouth with your tongue.Squeeze Cristy buttocks,Samantha.

Good.

You squeeze Samantha's dupa with one hand ,Cristy,while pinching her nipple with the other.


Now Samantha...say something sexy into Cristy's mouth.Oh---say ,like...Cristy baby---your dupa's a little frumpy.


Good!


You're not going to take that from Samantha,Cristy---so you ask her if she put her boo-bees on backwards this morning.

Upon hearing this,Samantha...you shove Cristy away from you and spit on her.Cristy...you attack Samantha and yank her down by her hair.

Samantha...you bite Cristy on her arm.


Gosh this is great!!!!




OK..settle down you two.Cease fire. I've got this all on film.

Let's go fetch some sorbet from my ice box---shall we?