Morty's Girls Auditions! .... Yay!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

An addition to MORTY'S GIRLS as well as reinstatement of two previously booted members:





DebODeb The RedOHead


Carla ..the collector of Fine Thoughts


ThebbyTwoTimes.....Swaying and Delaying and Darting


MyKittyKat..thud


CajunGator....mekin' copies







Let's give them all a big hand.

Thank you but I'd prefer they throw money.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Thank you but I'd prefer they throw money.

Oh gee... I was gonna say I'd prefer a big.....

Never mind.

Haven't read this entire thread..... should I?

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Oh gee... I was gonna say I'd prefer a big.....

Never mind.

Haven't read this entire thread..... should I?

It's highly entertaining. I prefer mine to throw money and have a big... well, you know.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

It's highly entertaining. I prefer mine to throw money and have a big... well, you know.

Had a big....earlier. Now I want the money!

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

An addition to MORTY'S GIRLS as well as reinstatement of two previously booted members:





DebODeb The RedOHead


Carla ..the collector of Fine Thoughts


ThebbyTwoTimes.....Swaying and Delaying and Darting


MyKittyKat..thud


CajunGator....mekin' copies







Let's give them all a big hand.

Mortimer, I stumbled upon this curtesy of Maxim:

"Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the 10."

With TypoJay not here to contest my statistical profiling....I recommend that you enlist 11 Morty's Gals.

You need to find yourself another six pack from the looks of it.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Mortimer, I stumbled upon this curtesy of Maxim:

"Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the 10."

With TypoJay not here to contest my statistical profiling....I recommend that you enlist 11 Morty's Gals.

You need to find yourself another six pack from the looks of it.

Morty likes to be used. O=:>

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Had a big....earlier. Now I want the money!

Why only have one at a time when you can have both?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Why only have one at a time when you can have both?

So true. So true.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

I hate girls who expect me to pay for my own food and drinks when I go out with them.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I hate girls who expect me to pay for my own food and drinks when I go out with them.

Guess that means no limo.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I hate girls who expect me to pay for my own food and drinks when I go out with them.

Ok, ok... give me your money FIRST and then I will allot you an allowance so that you can buy food and drinks for yourself. Fair?

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Ok, ok... give me your big Italian salami FIRST and then I will allot you an allowance so that you can buy food, drinks, and gifts for yourself. Fair?

FTFY

And no....not fair!

I take offense....as I'm obviously not that type

Unlike Thebby, I can't be bought.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

FTFY

And no....not fair!

I take offense....as I'm obviously not the kind that has a salami of that magnitude.

Oh wow... LMFAO

FTFY.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Bababooyee

That sounds like a marriage proposal!

I saved the marriage proposal for you, darlin.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

I saved the marriage proposal for you, darlin.

Get his money and Heelys first!!

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Oh wow... LMFAO

FTFY.

You should realize you're speaking to a 6'3" Italian boy.....

I'm sure anyone familar with the Parallel Schlong Chart ('sup BWS) will tell you that it translates to being on par with a 6'4" NBA player or a 7'5" white guy.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

You should realize you're speaking to a 6'3" Italian boy.....

I'm sure anyone familar with the Parallel Schlong Chart ('sup BWS) will tell you that it translates to being on par with a 4' midget.

Hey now, don't be so rough on yourself. I saw a porn once with a couple of dwarfs starring in it and they were both hung like horses. I'm sure you're fine.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Hey now, don't be so rough on yourself. I saw a porn once with a couple of dwarfs starring in it and they were both hung like horses.

I realize you obsess A LOT over "Sultry Serling" (as you call him!) --- however, did you really have to bring up that you watched him perform in pornos?

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I realize you obsess A LOT over "Sultry Serling" (as you call him!) --- however, did you really have to bring up that you watched him perform in pornos?

Hey, if BTW is hung like that, please inform me on what other videos he's been in. I'll even spend your money to purchase them. LOL!

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

please inform me on what other videos he's been in.

He made a brief appearance in a couple of all-Jewish Bukkake films.

I believe it was called "Jewkkake Volume 6. Spraying Sarah Silverman."