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Old 09-04-2010, 09:14 PM
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My sister.....she would strip naked in front of my friends at the age of 4.

This was outside.

I was 7.



She even did it one summer at the playground in front of like 300 kids.It was very,very embarrassing.Talk about someone you can't take anywhere.



But it was an omen...as she grew up to be much bigger attentioHO than even me.



Moving right along here, I was forced to see my Grandmother at her funeral at the age of about...like 4 or 5.Horrible experience.They did strange things back then.

At least she was dead.

If she would have moved...I'd have died right there myself.





I was hitting a softball in the back yard towards the house one summer...7 or 8, I think.My other Grandmother lived upstairs and was sitting at the end of the hallway, looking at me through the back window up there....I noticed her and got very desirous to show her how far I could hit that softball.To this point I was barely reaching the foundation of the house.


So I says...I says---HEY!!...Nanny!!..watch this one!









It went off like a rocket.

Right at the window.

An then...right through it.





I fainted.





But she was OK.
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