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Old 04-10-2010, 08:52 AM
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Default Zenyatta: Slayer of Scoundrels

'Spartacus: Blood and Sand' is without a doubt the best thing going on tv that I've watched in a few years.

In last nights new episode ... Spartacus went into the arena and butchered up some scawny old man who was framed for a murder he didn't commit.

The peoples champion put on a show and sliced the old mans head clean off. The crowd went wild.

With his blade .. he picked up the old mans severed head and raised it for all to see. At least Spartacus wins in utterly devastating fashion.

Zenyatta always comes through for the people... If she didn't...

* Taptam would be BY FAR the worst Apple Blossom winner ever.

* Dance To My Tune BY FAR the worst Santa Margarita winner ever.

* Lethal Heat BY FAR the worst Lady's Secret winner ever.

* Anabaa's Creations BY FAR the worst Clement Hirsch winner ever.

* Briecat BY FAR the worst Vanity winner ever

* And Gio Ponti would be a figgen Breeders Cup Classic winner.


Here's a better look at who has finished 2nd to her in her last 6 races ...




That old wine dude Jess Jackson - or whatever his name is - he should have taken hold of his deflated grapesack - and not been so fearful of losing.

But hey .. why dare test the mighty slayer of Taptam for $5 million on dirt?

You can always just put your tail between your legs and possibly catch the speedy Careless Jewel and Zardana both on dirt for 300K... in a stakes race whos name has long been assosicated with attracting fillies who duck the Kentucky Oaks.
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