The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

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MY BRIEF ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

by Clyde Collinwood,creator of CLYDEFROM!!

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Thank you so much for all your energy in this wonderful contest,2 Most Likely.I enjoy winning and winning this contest is most enjoyable.Which reminds me.I have written a book called THE JOY OF WINNING.

Anyhoo....not being one to gloat and being very modest,I think the acceptance speech should now end.

After all;I should be modest since I was born in Macon,GA and abandon at 6 months to a small wooden shack in the forest where a pack of wolves found and raised me.At the age of 6 or so, I decided to leave the pack and set foot on my own.To say I am a self made icon is to say S5P has more picks than a coal miner's museum.Some things are a given.

Stumbling upon the ZC's while going through my very good friend's (Mrs. Ed)book collection....that is when my mercurial rise in professional handicapping began,I believe I have now won more than 7 million contests.It has become quite boring; lacking challenge.

Oh, I should fess up here.On that FeldSpar contest.I lied.Really entered that one as Scott'sDad.Not wanting to be honest as I knew I would win and therefor sound aloof....I pretended I was CK.


You will get no complaint from me as to my not receiving any prizes nor awards to date for winning,again, the most prestigious horsey contest on the i-net:The Clydevivor Series.Named in my honor, of course.

Could anyone even fathom The Cardvarkivor Series?

BLECH!!

What a mess.


In keeping with my humble spirit,thank you Deborah.I appreciate this most recent triumph of mine.I would also like to thank each and every loser who played.Without you;there could be no me.You all may display pathetic skills....but just know that I know that,too.


It's like that old ,great song----You Do Nothing To Me.