Zartard gathering on Facebook!!!

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by eajinabi

Here is a horse racing simulation of Zenyatta Vs. other top horses of the past.

http://www.ntra.com/content/display/news/NDY4MDQ=

OMG! That's so kewl!!

In post position order, we have

1. Ruffian
2. Zenyatta
3. Rachel Alexandra
4. Smarty Jones
5. Cigar
6. Citation
7. Big Brown
8. Barbaro
9. Seabiscuit.
10. Affirmed

This is a race at Pimlico going the Preakness distance.

I like how most of them are under the whip right away.

I also like how the race is sponsored by CBS and 60 Minutes.

Zenyatta first, followed by Citation, Affirmed, Cigar, Seabiscuit, Ruffian, Barbaro, Smarty Jones, Big Brown and to put the cherry on top, Rachel Alexandra last!!

Seriously, these Zenyattards that absolutely have no grip on reality, they are portrayed perfectly in Idiocracy.

She might be 1/5 next weekend. If she runs, that is.