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View Poll Results: What shall I do
Dinner with family for Mom's birthday 16 51.61%
Animal-like sex mulitple times 15 48.39%
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by MaTH716 View Post
Nothing wrong with that, it's actually very hot.
Mrs. Math is always telling me what and how she wants. Unfortunately she wants the garbage taken out, the grass mowed and Michael's room painted.......


So you never answered, Why can't you just meet the your lady after dinner with mom?
I was sexted "You get to **** me like an animal at 7pm sharp"...I responded with only !!! so far.

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc View Post
He needs a built in excuse for his failure to close the deal on the waitress.
Not a waitress, although she is an executive at a high level dining establishment

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Originally Posted by DerbyCat View Post
Tom, I know I'm probably too late but I'm on vacation and came to this party a little late. You're Mom will always love you, no matter what you do. Chicks who want to do you may not always want to do you - so do the chick and make it up to your Mom for the next 364 days... She'll be good with that.

At least that's how I'd roll... But what do I know, I'm married.
I knew there was a reason you are a fav of mine!

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moms love their kids no matter what they do. take her to brunch, tell her you have a late date-she'll understand. i would...
Very true, although I only try and play this card when I absolutely have to.

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what kind of animal? I think this is important.The female Praying Mantis for instance, devours the male while they are mating. The male sometimes continues copulating even after the female has bitten off his head and part of his upper torso. just sayin...
I doubt biting, more nibbles.
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