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TIGER'S TOP 10
One: Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. Two: What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 300 yards. Three: Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par. Four: What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing Five: Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron. Six: Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver? Seven: Tiger should know by now to keep his putter in his own bag. Eight: Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract. Nine: After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree Ten: Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife |