DTer Quote Contest

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Three excerpts.....

http://www.philly.com/dailynews/spor...itational.html

"I saw a dimension of Big Brown today that I just didn't know existed," said Big Brown's owner, Michael Iavarone. "He showed more than just his ability. He showed his heart."


"If [Big Brown] was a human being, I'd want to go clubbing with him," Desormeaux said. "He's just awesome."


"Curlin couldn't win the Derby, we could," Dutrow said. "Curlin couldn't win this race, we could. Curlin got beat [by] a filly. We haven't. Our horse is undefeated on the grass. Curlin isn't. I don't know why people think Curlin is such a good horse. We're way better than Curlin."

Kindly choose one or all of the above and rework it (anything goes) as a kind of homage to a fellow DTer.

(I use the term homage loosely).

The winner will receive fabulous prizes, courtesy of a certain Predator.

No need to rework that quote from Kent Desormeaux.
That has to be the funniest and oddest thing I've ever heard a jockey say about a horse....

Why is Morty leaving, what did I miss?