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Old 07-17-2008, 08:58 PM
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I know my limitations, after hearing about the performances, I would have been a 5k claimer against opt claiming 32k's
You must have heard wrong. I am a MCL4k at Finger Lakes.

Kev, at what age do they (golfers) not know what hitting one on the screws means? Or better yet, what year was the last club made with screws on the face.

How old is Garrison? If he's young, quiz him on the first tee tomorrow and throw him off his game. "Say Garrison, do you know where hitting one on the screws comes from?"

It's kind of like saying "Dial 1-800-Total Crap" to buy something knowing there hasn't been a rotary phone manufactured in years. People 25 years old have probably never "dialed" a phone.
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:03 PM
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You must have heard wrong. I am a MCL4k at Finger Lakes.

Kev, at what age do they (golfers) not know what hitting one on the screws means? Or better yet, what year was the last club made with screws on the face.

How old is Garrison? If he's young, quiz him on the first tee tomorrow and throw him off his game. "Say Garrison, do you know where hitting one on the screws comes from?"

It's kind of like saying "Dial 1-800-Total Crap" to buy something knowing there hasn't been a rotary phone manufactured in years. People 25 years old have probably never "dialed" a phone.
What do you usually shoot?
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:30 PM
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What do you usually shoot?
Triple digits....
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:32 PM
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MILF in a white thong on the golf course. I likey.
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:36 PM
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Triple digits....
OOOOOO

We would compete
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:41 PM
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This is great stuff, just shoot a fing 69 tomorrow, forget about garrison's mom. No wonder you played so bad. my god!
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:59 PM
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The boy is just getting warmed up.
He been off for a while.

The short game will be but putty in his hands.
He wants to be on the green. He loves the putter.
He loves the clean sweet click and the pop of the ball dropping in.

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Old 07-18-2008, 09:39 AM
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This is great stuff, just shoot a fing 69 tomorrow, forget about garrison's mom. No wonder you played so bad. my god!
He needs to shoot a 68 and owe her 1.
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:05 PM
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You must have heard wrong. I am a MCL4k at Finger Lakes.

Kev, at what age do they (golfers) not know what hitting one on the screws means? Or better yet, what year was the last club made with screws on the face.

How old is Garrison? If he's young, quiz him on the first tee tomorrow and throw him off his game. "Say Garrison, do you know where hitting one on the screws comes from?"

It's kind of like saying "Dial 1-800-Total Crap" to buy something knowing there hasn't been a rotary phone manufactured in years. People 25 years old have probably never "dialed" a phone.

OHHHHHHH!!!!! can't believe I forgot this....Garrison is only 19. Garrison has a Mom.....Garrison's Mom walked all 18 holes with us today. Garrison's mom
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:06 PM
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OHHHHHHH!!!!! can't believe I forgot this....Garrison is only 19. Garrison has a Mom.....Garrison's Mom walked all 18 holes with us today. Garrison's mom
LOL....This is awesome....

This is exactly why the 81 came today...don't tell me any different
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:07 PM
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LOL....This is awesome....

Garrison's Mom had on white pants today....Garrison's Mom wears a thong

Garrison's Mom
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:15 PM
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Garrison's Mom had on white pants today....Garrison's Mom wears a thong

Garrison's Mom
Get a hold of yourself. Garrison is winning the battle. He and Mommy are laughing over their machiata's tonight about how they threw you off today.

Tomorrow, Garrison's Mom will be wearing a miniskirt.

Concentrate man, CONCENTRATE.




















Or, if you shoot another 81, the least you can do is find out if she is divorced and get her damn number.





















I've got three words for you.....cell phone camera.....please share Garrison's Mom with the rest of us. Don't get caught though.


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Old 07-17-2008, 09:15 PM
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Garrison's Mom had on white pants today....Garrison's Mom wears a thong

Garrison's Mom
White pants on a chick are very hot....She knows her son aint checking it out, oh, well it is Virginia but I doubt it.....Probably part of her ploy....Bet you tomorrow she is rockin it again.

You aren't going to get 'that' by shooting an 81 though.....
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Old 07-18-2008, 01:31 AM
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Garrison's Mom had on white pants today....Garrison's Mom wears a thong

Garrison's Mom
and you blame your putter? best of luck today..
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:44 AM
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Hope you like my outfit today.

Good luck.

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Old 07-18-2008, 08:59 AM
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Hope you like my outfit today.

Good luck.
Oh, SNAP!!!

OOOOOOOOOO
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Old 07-18-2008, 09:40 AM
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Hope you like my outfit today.

Good luck.

Carla...get lost.
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Old 07-18-2008, 05:58 AM
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OHHHHHHH!!!!! can't believe I forgot this....Garrison is only 19. Garrison has a Mom.....Garrison's Mom walked all 18 holes with us today. Garrison's mom
forget the MILF! zone in and shoot that 70 !
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:56 AM
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You must have heard wrong. I am a MCL4k at Finger Lakes.

Kev, at what age do they (golfers) not know what hitting one on the screws means? Or better yet, what year was the last club made with screws on the face.

How old is Garrison? If he's young, quiz him on the first tee tomorrow and throw him off his game. "Say Garrison, do you know where hitting one on the screws comes from?"

It's kind of like saying "Dial 1-800-Total Crap" to buy something knowing there hasn't been a rotary phone manufactured in years. People 25 years old have probably never "dialed" a phone.
I am 25 years old and I've "dialed" a phone!!
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Old 07-18-2008, 12:01 PM
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LOL on Garrison's Mom, ask her if she remembers me I'm sure she does!
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