My champion Catahoula Dog died today.

[philcski]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

It's FGFan.

Her dog is like the baby of the family. And as any proud competitive parent would do, they put their baby in beauty pageants.

There's nothing wrong with that. It might not be what you would do with your child, but that doesn't make it funny and/or peculiar.

Oh..well it's peculiar. But there's nothing wrong with that.

And of course all doggies are equal.



Except for Shih Tsus.

"What do you get when you mate a Shihtsu and a bulldog?"


Sorry for your loss, FGFan. Post a picture oh him for us.

[pgiaco]

Sorry for your loss. I just recently lost my canine shadow of almost 15 years. Remember all the joy he brought you and vice versa.

[Riot]

This thread is what Derby Trail is all about.

Two morons laughing at somebody's loss, and the list owner allowing it.

Oh my.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Mumtaz

This thread is what Derby Trail is all about.

Two morons laughing at somebody's loss, and the list owner allowing it.

Oh shut up you hypothetical imbecile.....you.

[Riot]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Oh shut up you hypothetical imbecile.....you.

Sorry, Morty. Didn't hurt a bit.

I demand an apology.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Mumtaz

Sorry, Morty. Didn't hurt a bit.

Oh yes it did....you inconsequencial fool.











And I ,too, demand an apology.

[Mortimer]

Some day I will die......stop that applauding......but I will.

If anyone here knows about it and opens up a sympathy thread---know what will happen?

Here's what you'll get:




YAY!!


GOOD RIDDANCE!!



FUCl< YOU!!




GOOD!!!!







And yer whathaveyou's.








You think I'll care?

So no apology, Mumtaz?


Now you've gone and done it...
































You've hurt my feelings.

[timmgirvan]

[quote=Avery_Smartman]Some day I will die......stop that applauding......but I will.

If anyone here knows about it and opens up a sympathy thread---know what will happen?

Here's what you'll get:




YAY!!


GOOD RIDDANCE!!



FUCl< YOU!!




GOOD!



And yer whathaveyou's.







You might not care,but you definately earned it

[Mortimer]

Listen..I'm sorry the doggie died...but it's a bit ridiculous.



I can just as easily say the originator and the posters who are in abject depression and tears and are sending "prayers out to ya!!' are just as moronic....but I don't.




That's the difference between you and me.....you idiot.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Mumtaz

This thread is what Derby Trail is all about.

Two morons laughing at somebody's loss, and the list owner allowing it.

Good luck with your book burning and back to slavery campaigns.

Morty cut Mumtaz some slack.




She might be good friends with FGFan.


And FGFan is my peoples.

That's kind a contradiction...ehh. Well you know what I'm sayin yo.

[Mortimer]

Oh all right.


I won't say anything more about Numb...I mean Mumatz.

[Mortimer]

In fact,Ms. Fan....if you feel I have been so heartless as to not be in a state of deservation for forgiveness...then I will leave here and not return.That simple...leave and not return----as just punishment.



All you need to do is say the word...I promise.







Well that's not what you should say...besides "I promise" is two words.The "word" simply means all you have to say is "leave"...that's really all.

[Mortimer]

And so...it has come to this.



My shame knows no bounds....I become less for this...even though that very bad man CoachPants made me do it.

But I must take responsibility for my actions.




And that does not mean stating the person who is in woe should be saddled with the decision ...do I stay or do I go.....that is the lowest thing I have ever done.


To make up for this all---I will leave on my own now as just self punishment.I will not return.


Ms. Fan...allow me to leave you with these words. Words so small and simple yet so telling; words my simple mind could not have come up with on its own:













Everyone is the same.....only you are different.