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Old 04-22-2008, 03:41 PM
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Make DEM SHOO he is on all your nuerotics.
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Old 04-22-2008, 05:33 PM
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I wish to announce I shall leave here on a permanent basis after May3.



I know I have said that before....but this time I mean it.





I know I have said this before,but only to prepare you all for that dark day.








I know I have said that before as well....but I really wanted to make sure you all are really prepared.














I know I have said that before,too....but this time is final.























I know I have said that before also......but I assure you this is the last time.



















































I know I have said that same thing in the past....but should this be another false start ( or finish..whatevah)....then I PROMISE I will perform ( WITH BrownSugah..mind you) ..


























.....LIVE UNICYCLE JUGGLING!!!






RIGHT HERE ON HOUR STAGE!









OH COME ON NOW!



Let's give me a big hand!
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Old 04-22-2008, 07:41 PM
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Old 04-23-2008, 08:02 AM
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Old 04-23-2008, 08:11 AM
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Good morning ma'am. And isn't it a loooovely morning?
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Old 04-23-2008, 07:38 PM
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I wish to announce I shall leave here on a permanent basis after May3.



I know I have said that before....but this time I mean it.





I know I have said this before,but only to prepare you all for that dark day.








I know I have said that before as well....but I really wanted to make sure you all are really prepared.














I know I have said that before,too....but this time is final.























I know I have said that before also......but I assure you this is the last time.



















































I know I have said that same thing in the past....but should this be another false start ( or finish..whatevah)....then I PROMISE I will perform ( WITH BrownSugah..mind you) ..


























.....LIVE UNICYCLE JUGGLING!!!






RIGHT HERE ON HOUR STAGE!









OH COME ON NOW!



Let's give me a big hand!
Ummm, what's my job in all of this?

As an aside Morte dear, can you access the contest section? There's an interesting new poster over there.....
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Old 04-23-2008, 08:49 PM
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You will be sitting on my shoulders as I peddle the unicyle...you will be busy juggling bowling pins.

I will hold you making sure you do not fall down...go boom.







And now I will try and osmosize into that thread.
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Old 04-23-2008, 08:53 PM
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I was able to blend in...but saw no new interesting poster there.

What am I missing?
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Old 04-23-2008, 08:59 PM
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I was able to blend in...but saw no new interesting poster there.

What am I missing?
http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21748

... and as an aside, I'm not the bowling type.

Isn't there something else i can (attempt to) juggle? Something a little less traditional shall we say?
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Old 04-23-2008, 09:01 PM
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How about oranges?





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