What do you do for the Derby?

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Originally Posted by the_fat_man

I usually get NAKED, go up to my roof with my softcover copy of Leaves of Grass

and read Walt Whitman to the Puerto Rican's down below, as they hang outside their apartments with their FAT chicks and their lap dogs.

Can't wait.

Are the Puerto Ricans any less chagrined with you living in their neighborhood?

Ay, que vida tan cruel. Tan cruel.