139th BELMONT: Prospective Field

[Mortimer]

Oh well.





Phil has been purified.

But there's always BentMyPud.





And about 35 others.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Morty I meant to tell you I really enjoy your new Crinkle, Trash Can phrase. One of my favorites.
Crinkle

Trash Can

ror!


Do that to Andrew...I dare ya.

[ArlJim78]

i have also grown fond of the crinkle/trash can response.
it give you a nice visual to go with the words.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

i have also grown fond of the crinkle/trash can response.
it give you a nice visual to go with the words.

Behooved...as always,sir.







I'm working on setting fire to the cards with a high powered lighter.



I have the " FWOOM!!" down on lighting the lighter,but can you suggest sound for the flame out portion?



"POOF!".....maybe??

[Downthestretch55]

Wow!
Just got off the phone with Fat Louie. He's on the backstretch. I don't know if he drank or smoked his breakfast, but he reported a van with Mississpi plates just off-loaded two horses, stablemates. Can it be? Can they be late supplements? Fat Louie says their names are, you guessed it....
Crinkle and Trashcan but his words were a bit slurred.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

Wow!
Just got off the phone with Fat Louie. He's on the backstretch. I don't know if he drank or smoked his breakfast, but he reported a van with Mississpi plates just off-loaded two horses, stablemates. Can it be? Can they be late supplements? Fat Louie says their names are, you guessed it....
Crinkle and Trashcan but his words were a bit slurred.

Stand clear everybody.





I'm about to hit this one with a pie.





All ready on the right...





...all ready on the left...







...all ready on the firing line.














































SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!













A-HAHAHAHAHAHA



Ya look good in lemon.

[Downthestretch55]

Missed!
Hey Morty, do you know anything about a trainer nick-named "Weggie"?
He's from some place in Mississippi, walks like he's wearing swim fins, and has a track pony named Parimecium.