facepalm of the day

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by Danzig

a year or two ago, tony and i were watching something about the american revolution era. and up it comes with 'philadelphia harbor'.
i jumped up and yelled 'i knew it!' he's looking at me like i've gone daft.
i said no, see, in fourth grade the teacher had us all write a paper about a location in that era. she calls on me to read my report. i no sooner start reading about philadelphia harbor when she stops me, tells me i'm making it all up, go sit down, you're getting a zero. i was crushed-but you dared not argue with the teacher and they know everything right?
oh, i wish i could find ol ms truax and give her a piece of my mind.

Your fourth grade teacher and my elementary school's mean, awful music teacher should have hung out together.

Now, if that teacher I mentioned before had said that "humans are reptiles" she'd have technically been correct, according to the phylogenetic system of classification:

https://askabiologist.asu.edu/questi...saurs-reptiles