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Old 01-08-2007, 03:09 PM
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Look folks, I am the last one to judge someone else on their looks (I am a bald toothpick with a hat who looks like Dale Jr with a hat, without a skinny Opie Taylor, bald at that) but got news for Beulah Park, winticket.com and all the followers and lovers of the Beulah twins -

They have gained a lot of mass. Just pay attention when you see them on the simulcast. Look, I have seen both in person and I got to tell ya - ain't no game in either house no more.

To be marketed the way they are, like some kind of sex kittens, still to this day - lmfao
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Old 01-08-2007, 03:20 PM
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You just ruined my day. And i thought the changes i noticed was just the myth of the TV adding a few pounds...
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Old 01-08-2007, 03:27 PM
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Look folks, I am the last one to judge someone else on their looks (I am a bald toothpick with a hat who looks like Dale Jr with a hat, without a skinny Opie Taylor, bald at that) but got news for Beulah Park, winticket.com and all the followers and lovers of the Beulah twins -

They have gained a lot of mass. Just pay attention when you see them on the simulcast. Look, I have seen both in person and I got to tell ya - ain't no game in either house no more.

To be marketed the way they are, like some kind of sex kittens, still to this day - lmfao
As long as they're bald too, does it matter?
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Old 01-08-2007, 03:31 PM
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I don't care how much money someone was offering...one tag I would not want is the "Beulah Park" twin...that's like saying you're an underwear model for the Dollar Store.
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Old 01-08-2007, 03:34 PM
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I don't care how much money someone was offering...one tag I would not want is the "Beulah Park" twin...that's like saying you're an underwear model for the Dollar Store.
"Underwear model for the Dollar Store"!!!!!!
LMFAO!
And, how about saying "hair challenged", Curt?
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Old 01-08-2007, 03:34 PM
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I don't care how much money someone was offering...one tag I would not want is the "Beulah Park" twin...that's like saying you're an underwear model for the Dollar Store.

Are you looking for a new job?
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Old 01-08-2007, 03:45 PM
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Are you looking for a new job?
LOL! Sounds like a good career move up to me.
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Old 01-08-2007, 03:48 PM
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Are you looking for a new job?
Perhaps it will help you with the burden of paying jockey's insurance.
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Old 01-08-2007, 03:55 PM
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Look folks, I am the last one to judge someone else on their looks (I am a bald toothpick with a hat who looks like Dale Jr with a hat, without a skinny Opie Taylor, bald at that) but got news for Beulah Park, winticket.com and all the followers and lovers of the Beulah twins -

They have gained a lot of mass. Just pay attention when you see them on the simulcast. Look, I have seen both in person and I got to tell ya - ain't no game in either house no more.

To be marketed the way they are, like some kind of sex kittens, still to this day - lmfao
I saw them in person at the Teletheater in Albany about a year ago. I believe both are in thier early to mid thirties, so that 20's looked tends to go the other way. They were still attractive though, it was either Katie or Jenna who was nursing a hangover from the night before from an appearance at Saratoga Harness. As I can remember, one did look a bit heavier than the other. It was a good time and all the older dudes were drooling over them.
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Old 01-08-2007, 04:19 PM
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I don't care how much money someone was offering...one tag I would not want is the "Beulah Park" twin...that's like saying you're an underwear model for the Dollar Store.
Good one!!!
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Old 01-08-2007, 04:31 PM
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I heard they took some rich old guy to the cleaners. (and I don't mean he was betting their picks) I think I like Katie or is it Jenna..
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Old 01-08-2007, 06:17 PM
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I'd do them. "I know you would Reggie-Ray" yeah it's the twin sister thing for me I guess. Just like in Austin Powers things to do before I die, twin sisters are on the list.
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Old 01-08-2007, 06:22 PM
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Which One Is The Better 'capper
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Old 01-08-2007, 07:06 PM
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I saw them jump out of the back of a limo with half the Ohio State Defensive line. Hair messed up, shoes off, looked like they had a rough night with Ohio State, probably not near as rough as its going to be on Florida tonight, GO BUCKS!!!
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Old 01-08-2007, 11:16 PM
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MMMMMMMMMMM crow eh? How bout them SEC teams? OSU had thier Arase'shanded to them. Great Game Gators even though u beat my Hogs for the SEC championship. SEC SEC SEC Baby.
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Old 01-09-2007, 07:35 AM
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I saw them in person at the Teletheater in Albany about a year ago. I believe both are in thier early to mid thirties, so that 20's looked tends to go the other way. They were still attractive though, it was either Katie or Jenna who was nursing a hangover from the night before from an appearance at Saratoga Harness. As I can remember, one did look a bit heavier than the other. It was a good time and all the older dudes were drooling over them.
One of them spend most of the morning in the loo, paying homage to the porcelain god. Their "manager" said that travelling with them was the worst job he ever had.
I have no comment on their appearance as I'm fat, middle aged and grey haired.

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Old 01-09-2007, 07:43 AM
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I don't care how much money someone was offering...one tag I would not want is the "Beulah Park" twin...that's like saying you're an underwear model for the Dollar Store.
lmao

oh man...brutal
dollar store model....snicker

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Old 01-09-2007, 08:01 AM
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I don't care how much money someone was offering...one tag I would not want is the "Beulah Park" twin...that's like saying you're an underwear model for the Dollar Store.
How'd you find out where I work?
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Old 01-09-2007, 08:03 AM
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How'd you find out where I work?
Sorry to "expose" you!
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Old 01-09-2007, 08:22 AM
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Expose ain't the word...does the dollar store sell cellulite cream?
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