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Old 11-27-2006, 02:25 PM
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As I prepare for my ill-conceived, regularly-inaccurate radio show, I'm reminded by this afternoon's excitement of the scene in 'Animal House' (c) after Dean Wormer's visit to Delta...

Boone: "Well that was pleasant.. Awfully nice of him to drop by..."
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Old 11-27-2006, 02:36 PM
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once more into the breach dear friends...

hang in there kasept. it'll be ok!
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Old 11-27-2006, 02:38 PM
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I prefer the words of George Carlin.
"**** him!! **** him in the ass with a big rubber dick!! Then break it off and beat him over the head with the rest of it!!"
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Old 11-27-2006, 02:40 PM
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oh jesus. i just realized, i quoted a work by shakespeare and didn't give him credit. he'll rise from the grave and haunt me for sure. oh jesus, i used the name jesus....


anyone know a good lawyer?
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Old 11-27-2006, 02:43 PM
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As I prepare for my ill-conceived, regularly-inaccurate radio show, I'm reminded by this afternoon's excitement of the scene in 'Animal House' (c) after Dean Wormer's visit to Delta...

Boone: "Well that was pleasant.. Awfully nice of him to drop by..."

Be careful Steve, you're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!!!!
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Old 11-27-2006, 02:48 PM
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Steve,

Can't get enough of the Animal House Quotes!!!

See if you can guess what I am now? ........


Food fight!!!!


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Old 11-27-2006, 02:58 PM
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"Otis loves us!!"
"Otis my man!!!"
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Old 11-27-2006, 03:15 PM
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"You guys playing cards?" (Kent Dorfman)
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Old 11-27-2006, 03:22 PM
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This is the one my wife always says to me

"I think I am in love with a ******."
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Old 11-27-2006, 03:23 PM
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My all time favorite line - "My advice to you...start drinking heavily."

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Old 11-27-2006, 03:26 PM
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I pulled up the quotes..

This one is funny,

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son."
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Old 11-27-2006, 03:31 PM
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I pulled up the quotes.. This one is funny,

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son."
EB..

You SHOULD NOT have to "pull up" the quotes.. They should be stored carefully in your most easily reachable memory banks...

"Mandy Pepperidge! Why I haven't seen you since we..."
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Old 11-27-2006, 03:36 PM
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EB..

You SHOULD NOT have to "pull up" the quotes.. They should be stored carefully in your most easily reachable memory banks...

"Mandy Pepperidge! Why I haven't seen you since we..."
This little mind of mine can only hold so much information and then I lose it. But, the quote page is freaking hilarious.

Flounder "May I have ten thousand marbles?" HA HA
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Old 11-27-2006, 03:42 PM
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Speaking of movies and lines from movies, I ran into Judge Reinhold the other day at the supermarket. I said to him, "Hamilton, Why aren't you wearing your Captain Hook's uniform?"
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Old 11-27-2006, 04:23 PM
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Steve a very funny and appropriate thread.

I'll add some words I live by...

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

And we're just the guys to do it!
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Old 11-27-2006, 04:27 PM
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Speaking of movies and lines from movies, I ran into Judge Reinhold the other day at the supermarket. I said to him, "Hamilton, Why aren't you wearing your Captain Hook's uniform?"

Gee, I bet he never heard that one before.
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Old 11-27-2006, 04:31 PM
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Speaking of movies and lines from movies, I ran into Judge Reinhold the other day at the supermarket. I said to him, "Hamilton, Why aren't you wearing your Captain Hook's uniform?"
You could have asked him if he thought Phoebe Cates was hot.
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Old 11-27-2006, 04:40 PM
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they have macdonalds we have mac dowells..they have the golden arches..we have the golden arks....coming to america......

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Old 11-27-2006, 04:43 PM
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This thread doesn't have a proper works cited list. I'm going to have to call the American Psychological Association at once. They'll probably hang up on me and tell me to do something better with my free time than snitching to them about a few threads on a free forum on which many of their employees read things, but that won't stop me from making threats and throwing my e-weight around!

You'll pay, Steve! I mean more than you already do to set up an avenue for ingrates like me to drone on about regulations and ethics for free as much as I please..
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cyber bumz..
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