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Old 11-04-2009, 10:35 PM
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Default Meet DrugS personal staff

DrugS personal staff:

1. $172,200 - Starkey, Billy J. III (Chief Of Staff)
2. $140,000 - Frye, Joe C. (Head Statistican)
3. $113,000 - Timmons, David G. (Deputy Pace Figure Maker)
4. $102,000 - Johnson, Camille Y. (Head Sec)
5. $100,000 - Winter, Melissa E. (Head Giving Sec)
6. $90,000 - Medina , David S. (Deputy of Trip Handicapping - North Eastern region)
7. $84,000 - Lel yveld, Joe M. (Deputy of Trip Handicapping - South Eastern region)
8. $75,000 - Starkey, Frank M. (Director of Trip Handicapping - Midwest Region)
9. $70,000 - Sanders, Trooper (Director of Trip Handicapping - Western Region)
10. $65,000 - Burnough, Eric J. (Deputy Director of Porn Downloading)
11. $64,000 - Reinstein, Joseph B. (Chief of Scouting)
12. $62,000 - Sipe, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Sensitivity)
13. $60,000 - Fitts, Alan O. (Special Director of Database Updating)
14. $57,500 - Lewis, Dana M. (Deputy Director of You Tube monitoring)
15. $52,500 - Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Chief Stalker of Randy Moss)
16. $50,000 - Jarvis, Kristen E. (Spec Asst for Scheduling and Traveling)
17. $45,000 - Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Deputy Interpreter of Scuds Posts)
18. $43,000 - Tubman, Samanth a (Special Director of Trader Pete's Boom Boom Room)
19. $40,000 - Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief Of Staff)
20. $36,000 - Armbruster, Sally M. (Chief Sock Scout)
21. $35,000 - Bookey, Nick (Staff Assistant)
22. $34,000 - Jackson, Donald A. (Chief Fast Food Bitch)

(total = $1,590,200 in annual salaries)
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Old 11-04-2009, 10:38 PM
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Your Chief of Staff is prettier than you.
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Old 11-04-2009, 10:46 PM
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Billy said you're just biased to pink....

Jenn Sipe called you a jew-loving mongloid.
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Old 11-04-2009, 10:57 PM
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I can't believe you give your chief sock scout, arguably the most important person in your life, such a low pay!
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:00 PM
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Does this blog belong to you by chance?

http://tubesockgirls.blogspot.com/20...wining-at.html
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:22 PM
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Quote:
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Does this blog belong to you by chance?

http://tubesockgirls.blogspot.com/20...wining-at.html
No.

But I do have a grand announcement to make.

I am adding 3 additional people to my staff ... they will fill the top 3 positions and work together as a team. I will call them "The Deciders."

They are.....




You've been warned. The whole lot of you.
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:02 PM
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I can't believe you give your chief sock scout, arguably the most important person in your life, such a low pay!
She's been working very hard ... she's in a contract year.
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