Mortimer's great Arkansas Derby analysis

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Even though he calls me lots of bad names and stuff ... I know Morty still has a soft spot for me deep down in his heart.

It's why I choose to sometimes still read him and never ignore him. And his fine analysis of the Arkansas Derby made me feel good.

He has taken to calling me 'fucl<ed up' lately instead of 'Drugged up' .. anyway here is a call of his I must give him mad props for:

1...FatFanny...I mean Captain Cherokee


LardBuckets with superiority complexes won't win this.


Crinkle...

trash can


2...Fucl<edUp ..I mean PapaClem


Has all the signs of one big phony pig.


Crinkle...

trash can



3...Mossy...I mean Flat Out


Couldn't even show against a nasty pace in the SW...so he's going to win this?

Great logic.



Crinkle...


trash can



4...Webby...I mean Poltergist

Doesn't belong...plain and simple.



Crinkle...


trash can






5...Bo.oBee Dippers...I mean Ziegfield


Dumb a.ss



Crinkle...

trash can



6...CM Oreo...I mean FlyingPirate

Would be very happy tagging along behind Sirloin....I mean OldFashioned.


Crinkle...


trash can



7...SummerBird


Seems like the real deal.



Crinkle...


trash can




8...Andy Sirloin.... I mean OldFashioned

Looks like another inconsistent wannabe.


Crinkle...


trash can



9...mdf...I mean WinWilly


Why not?


Keeper.





10...DangerToHimself


Clearly bettah than he showed last time out.


Shore.





Crinkle...


trash can.






WinWilly to win.

The Fucl<ed Up over Andy Sirloin cold exacta paid 12/1 odds.

Nice call Morty! John Piesen and Mike Warren have nothing on you.

I am however sorry to report that Sirloin is off the triple crown trail with an injury.