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Old 05-01-2008, 11:00 PM
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Came across this in my browsings from the New York Times today.. Seems to be having a bit of a "hard" (or not) time still. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/28/sp...in&oref=slogin
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Old 05-01-2008, 11:59 PM
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I always think back to when I saw Golden Missile at Milfer farm last November. It was a week after he arrived from Kentucky. He was shown to me in his round pen. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the fillies nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced out of the pen to his stall. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the fillies.
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Old 05-02-2008, 12:01 AM
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Oh my God.
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Old 05-02-2008, 02:24 AM
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Oh my God.
Going back to CowgirlinTexas and her shared article, maybe War Emblem prefers American faire to sushi?

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."...

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Old 05-02-2008, 05:53 AM
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I always think back to when I saw Golden Missile at Milfer farm last November. It was a week after he arrived from Kentucky. He was shown to me in his round pen. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the fillies nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced out of the pen to his stall. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the fillies.
What a fine first post to read this Friday morning
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Old 05-02-2008, 06:11 AM
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Can't browse on the net anymore without running across pornography.
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Old 05-02-2008, 06:15 AM
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Can't browse on the net anymore without running across pornography.
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Old 05-02-2008, 06:19 AM
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I always think back to when I saw Golden Missile at Milfer farm last November. It was a week after he arrived from Kentucky. He was shown to me in his round pen. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the fillies nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced out of the pen to his stall. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the fillies.
I'll bet you typed this post with one hand.
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Old 05-02-2008, 06:54 AM
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the scary part is that he always thinks back to that! hell of a way to start the day....

oh, and kudos to golden missile-i think.
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Old 05-02-2008, 07:19 AM
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I always think back to when I saw Golden Missile at Milfer farm last November. It was a week after he arrived from Kentucky. He was shown to me in his round pen. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the fillies nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced out of the pen to his stall. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the fillies.
Just a tad TMI there Sumitas
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:43 AM
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Thanks creep. Grow up. Just relaying how virile Golden Missile is. These are just realistic observations. Where in your mind do foals come from, the cabbage patch ?
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:52 AM
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Yes, well virile would have been enough information. We didn't need the play-by-play.
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:55 AM
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Try to get a grip on reality you all. I simply share an observation when being shown a stallion. Guess why stallions are stallions or doesn't that fit into your antiseptic tv world ?

Maybe because I work in a hospital I can understand physiological occurences. Maybe breeding isn't your cup of tea. Admit it and move on.
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:07 AM
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the scary part is that he always thinks back to that! hell of a way to start the day....

oh, and kudos to golden missile-i think.
And I thought you started your day with a cup of coffee.
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:14 AM
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you are worse than Michael Jorda..err Michael Jackson.
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:21 AM
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Try to get a grip on reality you all. I simply share an observation when being shown a stallion. Guess why stallions are stallions or doesn't that fit into your antiseptic tv world ?

Maybe because I work in a hospital I can understand physiological occurences. Maybe breeding isn't your cup of tea. Admit it and move on.
I found it interesting your use of the word "huge" in describing the horse.
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:22 AM
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That is accurate. Few stallions , when shown, display that virility.
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:33 AM
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What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the fillies.
If I had a dime for every time I saw this on one of my high school report cards, I'd be a rich man.
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Old 05-02-2008, 02:23 PM
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There have been a lot of great individual sentences around here recently.
PG85's "I am a legend" masterpiece comes to mind. DrugS's "Ann Landers" quip is also a classic.

But I think:
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He was even ejaculating just standing there.
is without question the greatest sentence in the history of this website.
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Old 05-02-2008, 02:27 PM
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You took the words out of my mouth. Easily one of the creepiest posts in DT history, congrats Sumitas.
One of?
What else even comes close?
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