Boring Thread

[Mortimer]

Hi!!


I am like soooo new here!!









ror!

I hope this keeps most away. I thought I could hide here and not rile TrueSwine.




I found it interesting that Cryin' Dispencer said SOMEONE who knows me said I am a GROWN MAN!!!



OH MY GOD!




ror!!...that was about the dumbest revelation I have ever heard of in my entire life.



And Yep...BentMahPud knows many people who know me.

And guess what?




They say I am a very bad man!

Isn't that strange?





And he is sending someone to beat me up.


Well I'm stilll waiting.


If there were a pair of bigger dumb azzes...oh phooey on those two behemouths.




But Sarlin'Jim is just bedside himself.

He won't even type directly to me....and has threatened to invade this board with KNOWN trolls!!




YES!!!





ror!!






Are these 3 about the sorriest collection of imbiciles you have ever seen?



Oh well..it's over now.



I will enjoy talking to myself here in my brand new safe place.

I will continue my correspondence with the beautiful ladies of the board via private pm's.


Boy the 3 Stooges would be nose bitin' mad to see that stuff out in the open!

Can't blame 'em.



They're stuck with CajunHO and running out of coupons.





=:>

[Mortimer]

Just reporting I have not had the Dickens beat out of me yet.


Oh..I was thinking how childsih Snarlin'Jim has shown himself to be.



He wants everyone to hate me and when seeing how many board buddies I have he decided to call in a legion of trolls since so many seem to like me.


What a colossal baby.





He once seemd like such a nice boy,too.

[Sightseek]

Morty...no thread of yours could ever be boring.

[Mortimer]

This is so true.


Mighty kind of you ma'amage.




The Good Lord knows I have tried to be an interesting particpant here. I have done my doggoned best to get along with people.Oh maybe I threw a friendly jab her and there;just to try and relax everyone a bit.

I have tried to talk horseys and share with others when allowed in GenPop.I have tried to play the good citizen role in complimenting people on their body parts ,appendages and what have you. I have tried to be a good neighbor.I have tried my darndest in almost every case.

You would think I be treated as an equal and accepted...wouldn't you?












Buuut nnnnnnnoooooOOOOOOOOO.













I guess it simply goes to show that you can't please everyone.



I am such a nice man it really is a shame some of these nasty foghorn leghorns won't let me display that fine quality within me.




Thank you Sighty-Poo.


If you ever turn out ..and I hope that day never comes...but if you do....don't compete agaist CajunHO.

Give her a break...it's tough enough for her as it is.

[Mortimer]

But I do hope my haters have a good future...I do pray for them.


Let us pray now for these misfortunates:





Dear Lord....please....watch over these dimwits here.They know not what they do.If there were a way to give them a serviceable brain..I pray they receive one as soon as possible.

Not given that...please.. maybe they could have smaller mouths so as not to advertise the pea sized brain they do have?

But I wish them well,Lord. I love my enemy as you have taught us. They hate me.



I know they should rot in hell.



But I pray you spare them.





Thank you, Lord.

[Sightseek]

That was lovely Saint Mortimer

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

That was lovely Saint Mortimer

Thank you again Sighty-Poo.




I can only love my dense brothers and sisters I speak of.

For it is up to us..the blessed...to deal with these nimrods who do not possess the intelligence and the empathy for the lame as we do.



Let us pray once more:




Dear Lord...please give Dispencer a mirror so he can realize how goofy he looks. Please give Mr. Yep a rope with which he can hang his pitiful self with.....and please give Snarlin'Jim aaaaaaaall the trolls in the world so he can get what he wishes for.


Thank you again ,Lord.

[Mortimer]

And please give CajunHO...oh never mind.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I just cried a little.

Cry for the demented...for they know not what the fucl< is going on.

[Mortimer]

Do not ask what the insane can do for you.....but ask what you can do for the insane.

[Mortimer]

Lord...just one more thing.




The next time you make a new batch of doorknobs...


...could put them on another planet please?

Thank you,Lord.

[Mortimer]

Well...while Dannie is making her decision I have changed my position on the insane.





All schizos will now be squirted with mustard on sight.


It's the only treatment they understand.

[Mortimer]

I would also very much like to point out to the heads of stone that the only people who knew me before coming here were Hossy,Abominable DrugS,AuntyCooby,TheCare-La, AndyPanda,Mr.BooBees and CM Oreo.

No one else did.





Now see for yourselves how stupid you look.