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Old 07-22-2008, 07:59 PM
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Mortimer it is good to see you are in the visible mode.

Did you get that movie?
You need that movie.
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Old 07-22-2008, 08:02 PM
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That's what Dannie tells me.


Anyhooo....no. Sorry...but that fat guy I just don't care for.
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:28 AM
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I won $2 on the bonus ball.


I got one more Panda ticket.

I'm rubbing peanut butter on it now.
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:29 AM
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Fucl<.


I "won" 2 more dollars.
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:30 AM
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WHOA!!



Make that 4 dollars!!!
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:30 AM
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I won $2 on the bonus ball.


I got one more Panda ticket.

I'm rubbing peanut butter on it now.

Do you have a picture of Michelle Wie in front of you?
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:32 AM
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No,but saw her from a link in that thread..I think.


She doesn't do anything for me.
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:33 AM
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I'm still alive....luck hasn't run out.


Must think how to play this $4 wisely.
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:52 AM
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I'm thinking 2 pick 4 box plays.







Yup.
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:53 AM
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And maybe 2 straight ..or 2 more boxes.
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Old 07-23-2008, 01:00 PM
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Ain't this exciting?













Why it could be called..






The Lost Diary of Arnold Rothstein























or


































Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy
........inside the mind of a gambling genius.





























or




































MAKE MI'IONS IN ONE DAY!


YES.


THAT'S WHAT I SAID..




MAKE MI'IONS IN ONE DAY!!































or


































teeeew mothah fucl<ahs
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Old 07-24-2008, 08:46 AM
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I lost.

My win streak is over.






No more Pandaceas...please.
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Old 07-24-2008, 08:56 AM
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I lost.

My win streak is over.

No more Pandaceas...please.

They fucl<yah when you go through the drive-thru.....
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Old 07-24-2008, 09:04 AM
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I don't do drive thru fru fru.



Have no desire to get stuck behind a BMW X5 with a load of screaming brats and a Mother screaming into her cell phone at her dick nosed husband who only left her $750 for the day and so she is now looking to tell the person on the other side of the mirophone what a miserable,stupid excuse for a human being they are.
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Old 07-24-2008, 09:15 AM
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I don't do drive thru fru fru.



Have no desire to get stuck behind a BMW X5 with a load of screaming brats and a Mother screaming into her cell phone at her dick nosed husband who only left her $750 for the day and so she is now looking to tell the person on the other side of the mirophone what a miserable,stupid excuse for a human being they are.
OOOOOOOOOO

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Old 07-24-2008, 09:20 AM
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Old 07-24-2008, 09:21 AM
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The actual quote is...

"They Fucl< YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They Fucl< YOU at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucl< ed! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucl<ed? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a fucl<! I'm not eating this tuna, okay? "
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Old 07-24-2008, 09:25 AM
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I haven't been this excited since my high school gelf days.
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Old 07-24-2008, 09:27 AM
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I haven't been this excited since my high school gelf days.


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thud
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Old 07-24-2008, 09:31 AM
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Quote:
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The actual quote is...

"They Fucl< YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They Fucl< YOU at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucl< ed! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucl<ed? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a fucl<! I'm not eating this tuna, okay? "

You can thank those chippies for that.
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