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Mortimer 07-20-2008 11:48 AM

Ask Andy
 
I thought this a good idea. Panda Pandering was a consideration.

Anyhoo...Andy-- 2 questions.

Remember I mentioned months ago I bought 3 or 4 Panda-Money-Um tickets?And that I didn't win anything? It was impulse based on the idea you would bring luck. I haven't bothered with them since....until yesterday. I pass the Ohio Lottery grandstand as I wait in line at the discount this and that store here.....it has no affect on me. It stands 500 feet tall and one half mile wide. There are over 900,000 different tickets. Vibrantly colored....bright...dollar signs all over them. Las Vegas slot machine music plays.Yesterday the Panda ticket screamed at me. So I bought 4 more...$2 a throw.




I won $5.

That's the way they play it. Spend $8...get back $5.....that's winning. So this morning I turned it in plus $1 and got 3 more. I won $12........now that's what I call winning.


So my 1st question is....should I buy 6 more?





The 2nd is.......r u BrownSugar?

Mortimer 07-20-2008 07:16 PM

I haven't got all day here.

Mortimer 07-20-2008 08:48 PM

I know what happened.

He read this and whisked off to Ohio where is buying up all the Panda tickets.








:mad:

GBBob 07-20-2008 09:20 PM

do you scratch with a nickel or dime?

i prefer a car key

Mortimer 07-20-2008 09:29 PM

I rub peanut butter on them...it comes right off!! Really!

geeker2 07-20-2008 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I rub peanut butter on them...it comes right off!! Really!


I hope you don't have any pets......:eek:

docicu3 07-20-2008 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I rub peanut butter on them...it comes right off!! Really!


Morty....Seinfeld made a hell of a lot of money with far less talent and worse material than you have day in and day out.

Mortimer 07-21-2008 07:09 AM

I have always said that you are the wisest and most looked up to poster here.It is rare when a site has produced a more profound one.



Thank you....VERY much.

Mortimer 07-21-2008 08:26 AM

Hey Andy.






NEVER MIND.

Mortimer 07-21-2008 11:23 AM

:)


I wish I had that baby smiley here,but that will have to do.

Mortimer 07-22-2008 11:28 AM

Hey.

I went ahead and decided on my own. I turned in the $12 worth and went with a $10 ticket and a different 2.....I figured yer luck had run out.



I lost on the 2 ,but won $15 on the tenner.If I go all the way back to the start I am now $4 ahead.

So now I'm at another crosswords. Do you have a bright idea you would like to share with me regarding the decision to cash out or go for the chicken dinnah?

TheSpyder 07-22-2008 11:33 AM

Make a chicken dinner from scratch off.

Spyder

Mortimer 07-22-2008 11:37 AM

Uh...is your name Ask Andy?

TheSpyder 07-22-2008 12:04 PM

Whose asking?
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Uh...is your name Ask Andy?


Mortimer 07-22-2008 12:09 PM

Well it isn't Dotor Livingston.

geeker2 07-22-2008 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Uh...is your name Ask Andy?


I never met anyone with the first name of Ask..is that Danish?

Mortimer 07-22-2008 12:12 PM

Oh?

And so what was Dear Abby's first name?

geeker2 07-22-2008 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh?

And so what was Dear Abby's first name?


ディア (Dear) it is a Japanese rooted word meaning something smells like old fish

Mortimer 07-22-2008 12:44 PM

See?


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