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12-06-2010, 10:33 PM
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It's time for Christmas Carols!
Lets sing!!!
MaTH man I know you'll write some... Who else? Come on people, tis the season. Jingle Bell Rock Give me your, give me your, give me you c... (Maybe I'd better work on that one a bit more...) * * * Hark! The Herald Angels Sing Coach! You post with so much zeal Can you please post Blockateil? Beulah threads and rating chicks 2, 3, 1 whip out your dicks. Gossard freaked because I said something about giving head do i need to sugarcoat come ram your hard cock down my throat? Coach! You post with so much zeal, will you please post Blockatiel? Let it Snow Oh the jockeys are all such lamebrains that's the paddock refrain and since were all wearing frowns take him down take him down take him down. They don't show signs of thinking and The Fat Man calls them stinking little fuci<tards and other put downs take him down take him down take him down. Oh Calvin you know you throw little punches like a girl but your eyes show the twisted, mad dwarf you are Clyde did i win some pies? Well the stews made a bad call again they should wander back to their playpen lets just throw those tickets on the ground take him down take him down take him down. O Little Town of Bethlehem Oh little sock of Dougies you look frayed and worn tonight. You've done your job well and often and calmed Dougies excite. I wonder if his feet are ever real cold like ice oh well if that should happen be ing barefoot must sufice. 
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12-06-2010, 10:56 PM
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Sing with me Hossy.
 
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12-06-2010, 11:08 PM
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God, my very good friend!!...I have no idea who this girl is.I have never seen her nor talked to her in any way.
I never once have even acknowleged her presence anywhere. I am, in this one...without guilt.
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12-07-2010, 08:34 AM
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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12-07-2010, 09:08 AM
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I l  Cigar, Medaglia d'Oro, Big Brown, Curlin, Rachel Alexandra, Silver Charm, First Samurai, Sumwonlovesyou, Lloydobler, Ausable Chasm, AND Prince Will I Am "Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary.” Cecil Beaton
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12-07-2010, 10:12 AM
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THYEBOYGAN, With. - A Withconthin woman ith accuthed of bieing off her huthbanth tongue ath he wath giving her a good nigh kith.
http://www.startribune.com/local/111437174.html
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12-07-2010, 05:58 PM
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Im so confused.... and they were singing Christmas carols after she did it?
Wow. This is crazy on so many levels... edit - Forgot to say hey no fair... I can't be the only one doing this!
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12-07-2010, 09:10 PM
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Oh, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus
In my home town shopping mall last night. Gooey was a shoppin' But she could not stop from lollipopin' Santa's pud that night  !!!! Oh, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus Hiding under that beard of snowy white. Then DebODeb saw his whiskers slip, {{{down theyah}} ror!! Elvis dressed as Santa Claus last night.
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12-07-2010, 10:54 PM
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Very nice, Rudy!
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12-08-2010, 02:32 PM
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...tongue-assault or not. There is a lesson in there somewhere. Wouldn't "His Harmony" be a good name for a horse?
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12-08-2010, 05:02 PM
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Christmas Bells
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12-09-2010, 07:43 AM
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12-09-2010, 08:16 AM
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My ding dong merrily on high,
In your mouth my balls are ringing: Ding dong! Fingering your pie A muffled sound. Is Gooey singing? Glorious! Hose on her face! Excessive! On your chin, now on your nose My hairy balls be swingin' And "oh, oh, oh!" Your teeth are gently scrapin'. Glorious! Hose on her face! Excessive!
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12-09-2010, 01:54 PM
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someone owns an itty bitty part of a horsey
which brings about a dimmy witty type of query but i am not the one to ask not to arouse the one taken to task think of it this way she may be passed her time out of the hay which only means she got up late bye-bye starting gate
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12-09-2010, 03:34 PM
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on the first day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
a butt plug to hang on my tree on the second day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 2 penis gloves and a butt plug to hang on my tree on the third day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves and a butt plug to hang on my tree on the fourth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves and a butt plug to hang on my tree on the fifth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves.. and a butt plug to hang on my tree on the sixth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree on the seventh day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree on the eighth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 8 Tits-a-milking, 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree on the ninth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 9 Strippers Dancing, 8 Tits-a-milking, 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree on the tenth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 10 Toms-a-peeping, 9 Strippers Dancing, 8 Tits-a-milking, 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree on the eleventh day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 11 Pus.sies Popping, 10 Toms-a-peeping, 9 Strippers Dancing, 8 Tits-a-milking, 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree on the twelfth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 12 Hummers Humming, 11 Pus.sies Popping, 10 Toms-a-peeping, 9 Strippers Dancing, 8 Tits-a-milking, 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, fiiiVe Golllllllllden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree
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