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Old 12-09-2014, 08:30 PM
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Does it have to be a horsie race or maybe one like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkjPPUnbFSw
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Does it have to be a horsie race or maybe one like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkjPPUnbFSw
Must involve horses and odds. PP's not necessary.
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Gone too long ~ Clyde



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Hey....TenMost.

Fine work.5 picks and none hit the boards.Going to call you Tenny 5 Picks.Stevie can now have company.


AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



I would like to make a correction to my PiggyPen list.

Please change ''ET" to "BLT".

Thanks so much.



And now, my VERY good friend(Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy) would like to play this game:

Today's 2nd at the Mahonings Wonderful and Most Delightful Horsey Track....


Race 2....#5,SeventySeven.

I require only one choice because of my superior skill set.




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Sorry Morty. Doesn't count unless you pick 5.
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It's all good. He picked him 5 times.
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Please don't encourage him.
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Sorry Morty. Doesn't count unless you pick 5.

A Pastey reply from ~ Clyde



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Bitch.






You should pay more attention to Middle Aged Wuffie.

Here:


Alan Speegish choice at the Mahonings Most Excellent n' Swell Horsey Track for this Saturday----


Race 1....Horse I'd most like to find in my stocking:#1,Dave Baby

Horse that actually likes fruitcake:#4,Fearless Franklin

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer:#7,Code Talkers

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist:#5,Cincinnati Rib

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line:#2,West of Denali


Happy now, are ya??







God.







Anyhoo....my dear friends,in your readings of i-net message boards----have you noticed those board owners and assigned dartsmen are best when not noticed? The ones who exercise their big mouths without engaging their vacuous brain and do the most editing and display constant hypocrisy: They make their pitiful and small noodles known to all in this way as if they did not have the finances to advertise these deficiencies nationally?


It can't possibly be just me.

I am not talking about NerdyTrail,although I m obviously not a person of great desire to much of anyone at hq.That's just swell with me.

But I would like to make an award presentation to NT's own----Penny.She started a sporty room thread titled:Ever Miss a Putt? This, I liken to a typical NA thread title.It takes so much effort to mimic NA.....I award her the Plumb Bob of the Month trophy.


Do you think I rag on NA too much?

I don't.

I like to....O=:>



If I told you I had the little c and am going to die----would you believe me? Oh you wouldn't.Even if you did you would probably send "prayers out!!";only the plea would be to hope it's true.It's not easy being hated. Oh I like it, but it's also not easy.Hard to explain.You know what's not hard to explain? It'sYourDime Warner Cable Company.Oh they know their tv content all right, but should never have gone into the telephone biz.It really blows. On the same level you can add in the Hell Computer Company.They enjoy fucl<ing one up as well.



I wish HST was still around because I would hire him to call these two yuk-'em- up outfits for me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8qKFtGfUe0

GODDAMMITY!!!!


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he's a GOOOOOD!!






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Reely Stickie Music


http://youtu.be/j2-IxBgL-SU?t=18s
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Bitch.






You should pay more attention to Middle Aged Wuffie.

Here:


Alan Speegish choice at the Mahonings Most Excellent n' Swell Horsey Track for this Saturday----


Race 1....Horse I'd most like to find in my stocking:#1,Dave Baby

Horse that actually likes fruitcake:#4,Fearless Franklin

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer:#7,Code Talkers

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist:#5,Cincinnati Rib

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line:#2,West of Denali


Happy now, are ya??







God.







Anyhoo....my dear friends,in your readings of i-net message boards----have you noticed those board owners and assigned dartsmen are best when not noticed? The ones who exercise their big mouths without engaging their vacuous brain and do the most editing and display constant hypocrisy: They make their pitiful and small noodles known to all in this way as if they did not have the finances to advertise these deficiencies nationally?


It can't possibly be just me.

I am not talking about NerdyTrail,although I m obviously not a person of great desire to much of anyone at hq.That's just swell with me.

But I would like to make an award presentation to NT's own----Penny.She started a sporty room thread titled:Ever Miss a Putt? This, I liken to a typical NA thread title.It takes so much effort to mimic NA.....I award her the Plumb Bob of the Month trophy.


Do you think I rag on NA too much?

I don't.

I like to....O=:>



If I told you I had the little c and am going to die----would you believe me? Oh you wouldn't.Even if you did you would probably send "prayers out!!";only the plea would be to hope it's true.It's not easy being hated. Oh I like it, but it's also not easy.Hard to explain.You know what's not hard to explain? It'sYourDime Warner Cable Company.Oh they know their tv content all right, but should never have gone into the telephone biz.It really blows. On the same level you can add in the Hell Computer Company.They enjoy fucl<ing one up as well.



I wish HST was still around because I would hire him to call these two yuk-'em- up outfits for me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8qKFtGfUe0

GODDAMMITY!!!!


=:>



he's a GOOOOOD!!






StickyMusic:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u3VEoxQLPE
Even though the race Alan chose only has 7 entrants, I will accept it because he, at least, picked 5 horseys and I have always admired Mr. Speeglish.
Signed the Management Bitch

P.S. You're getting zebra poop in your stocking.
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Old 12-13-2014, 02:30 PM
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Gulfstream Race 8

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Horse I'd most like to find in my stocking: Mshawish

Horse that actually likes fruitcake: Excaper

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer: Bad Debt

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist: Fredricksburg

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line: Howe Great
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Old 12-13-2014, 04:00 PM
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A very fine Pastey from ~ Clyde


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If GenuineCrazyLady ever becomes President of the USA;I'm joining ISIS.My God! Any dumb topic and there she is telling anyone how horrible her childhood was and how anyone disagreeing with her insane principles should move to Happy Valley so Daffy Danny can shoot them.

If there ever was misplaced NoAdvantagers....it's her and DD.


And now,hour quotes of the day for PLE (Personal Life Enhancement):



But first, StickyMusic!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDbeqj-1XOo




And now....PLE quotes:


(That's Personal Life Enhancement----remember?)




"Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying."


Yow.

That's really,really good.



"If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?"


Deeper and deeper.




"Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth."

!!




Oh gosh, more StickyMusic is required here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT9X3a4W2ww




"Before I traveled my road I was my road."

whoa!




"When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you"


eauxh!!!!





"The future influences the present just as much as the past."




thud






I need more Sticky's:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE3zhu9ROjo






"The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing."


Aw fer fucl< sakes!!




"I am not certain of the hereafter. Frankly, I'm not all that certain of the here. "

=:>




"Because they know the name of what I am looking for, they think they know what I am looking for! "

Inconcarneable!



"If I make the lashes dark
And the eyes more bright
And the lips more scarlet,
Or ask if all be right
From mirror after mirror,
No vanity's displayed:
I'm looking for the face I had
Before the world was made."


Stop it!!




"There's no fun in playing safe or by the rules, but it's not fun being hit by a semi-truck either."


Finally!




"People have forgotten this truth," the fox said. "But you mustn't forget it. You become responsible forever for what you've tamed."


What the fucl< is he TALKING about!!?



"See without looking,
hear without listening,
breathe without asking."


That is sssso hot!



"Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects."

Maestro!





StickySticky!!:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UEV...=RD4UEVyIyibD8




"One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, 'Is it half full or half empty?' So I drank the water. No more problem. "


!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!





"No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head."



I now have a huge headache and can do this no longer.


May you ponder these and make sense of them so as to enhance your worthless life....so as to make it SEEM to have value.



"We're a dimes a dozen."



ADIOS AMIGOS!!
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Old 12-13-2014, 07:18 PM
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Bitch.






You should pay more attention to Middle Aged Wuffie.

Here:


Alan Speegish choice at the Mahonings Most Excellent n' Swell Horsey Track for this Saturday----


Race 1....Horse I'd most like to find in my stocking:#1,Dave Baby

Horse that actually likes fruitcake:#4,Fearless Franklin

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer:#7,Code Talkers

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist:#5,Cincinnati Rib

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line:#2,West of Denali


Happy now, are ya??







God.







Anyhoo....my dear friends,in your readings of i-net message boards----have you noticed those board owners and assigned dartsmen are best when not noticed? The ones who exercise their big mouths without engaging their vacuous brain and do the most editing and display constant hypocrisy: They make their pitiful and small noodles known to all in this way as if they did not have the finances to advertise these deficiencies nationally?


It can't possibly be just me.

I am not talking about NerdyTrail,although I m obviously not a person of great desire to much of anyone at hq.That's just swell with me.

But I would like to make an award presentation to NT's own----Penny.She started a sporty room thread titled:Ever Miss a Putt? This, I liken to a typical NA thread title.It takes so much effort to mimic NA.....I award her the Plumb Bob of the Month trophy.


Do you think I rag on NA too much?

I don't.

I like to....O=:>



If I told you I had the little c and am going to die----would you believe me? Oh you wouldn't.Even if you did you would probably send "prayers out!!";only the plea would be to hope it's true.It's not easy being hated. Oh I like it, but it's also not easy.Hard to explain.You know what's not hard to explain? It'sYourDime Warner Cable Company.Oh they know their tv content all right, but should never have gone into the telephone biz.It really blows. On the same level you can add in the Hell Computer Company.They enjoy fucl<ing one up as well.



I wish HST was still around because I would hire him to call these two yuk-'em- up outfits for me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8qKFtGfUe0

GODDAMMITY!!!!


=:>



he's a GOOOOOD!!






StickyMusic:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u3VEoxQLPE
Well Alan, the horse dentist won.
You got $8.90
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Old 12-13-2014, 07:19 PM
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Gulfstream Race 8

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Horse I'd most like to find in my stocking: Mshawish

Horse that actually likes fruitcake: Excaper

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer: Bad Debt

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist: Fredricksburg

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line: Howe Great

Well done! $34
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So far:
Arletta-$34
Alan-$8.90
TMW-0
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Well done! $34
Toot Toot.... Thanks
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"One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, 'Is it half full or half empty?' So I drank the water. No more problem. "






YOU ARE WISE BEYOND YOUR YEARS AND A PROBLEM SOLVER. WE COULD USE YOU IN THE GOVERNMENT.
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OK Morty, I'll start the Piggie-Pen list for NA.


Wontshutup

Vitrol

pj's

Justbarf

Bob

Borris Spassky

Underlay

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NOAdvantage

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Pastey Alert! ~ From ~ Clyde



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To the Management Bitch:


!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!




To BeefHerky:

snarf!!....rolling an' laughing!!

Fine work!


Off the top of my head I would have to add: JC.


Let's find more!




To Arletta:


What's with the "toot toot!"?

Stop it.
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Miss Longerie's Play:

GP-12/17 Race 10

Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking- More Than Rainbows

Horse that actually likes fruitcake- Just Too Perfect

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer- Undercover Kitten

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist- Violinist

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line- Bluegrass Special
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A contribution from ~ Clyde


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More NA Piggy Pen Inmates:

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Mucous Whizz

Toaster

Nihilist

Phantom On Welfare

Dark Matter

Languid Dan

CurtisontheTake

Ox Cart

TurnOffHis Mike

BJ of SD

Feckless

Dunce Cap

The Styyyyyyy

Donkies4Honkies

Tits

Drainos

MarkAtTimeMachines R US

FirstTime Deep Six'd

Mrs.TomatoHead
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