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12-11-2014, 09:59 PM
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A Pastey reply from ~ Clyde ================================================== == Bitch. You should pay more attention to Middle Aged Wuffie. Here: Alan Speegish choice at the Mahonings Most Excellent n' Swell Horsey Track for this Saturday---- Race 1....Horse I'd most like to find in my stocking:#1,Dave Baby Horse that actually likes fruitcake:#4,Fearless Franklin Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer:#7,Code Talkers Horse that really wanted to be a dentist:#5,Cincinnati Rib Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line:#2,West of Denali Happy now, are ya?? God. Anyhoo....my dear friends,in your readings of i-net message boards----have you noticed those board owners and assigned dartsmen are best when not noticed? The ones who exercise their big mouths without engaging their vacuous brain and do the most editing and display constant hypocrisy: They make their pitiful and small noodles known to all in this way as if they did not have the finances to advertise these deficiencies nationally? It can't possibly be just me. I am not talking about NerdyTrail,although I m obviously not a person of great desire to much of anyone at hq.That's just swell with me. But I would like to make an award presentation to NT's own----Penny.She started a sporty room thread titled:Ever Miss a Putt? This, I liken to a typical NA thread title.It takes so much effort to mimic NA.....I award her the Plumb Bob of the Month trophy. Do you think I rag on NA too much? I don't. I like to....O=:> If I told you I had the little c and am going to die----would you believe me? Oh you wouldn't.Even if you did you would probably send "prayers out!!";only the plea would be to hope it's true.It's not easy being hated. Oh I like it, but it's also not easy.Hard to explain.You know what's not hard to explain? It'sYourDime Warner Cable Company.Oh they know their tv content all right, but should never have gone into the telephone biz.It really blows. On the same level you can add in the Hell Computer Company.They enjoy fucl<ing one up as well. I wish HST was still around because I would hire him to call these two yuk-'em- up outfits for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8qKFtGfUe0 GODDAMMITY!!!! =:> he's a GOOOOOD!! StickyMusic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u3VEoxQLPE 
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12-12-2014, 12:49 PM
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12-12-2014, 08:12 PM
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 Signed the Management Bitch P.S. You're getting zebra poop in your stocking.
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12-13-2014, 02:30 PM
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12/13/14
Gulfstream Race 8
================================================= Horse I'd most like to find in my stocking: Mshawish Horse that actually likes fruitcake: Excaper Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer: Bad Debt Horse that really wanted to be a dentist: Fredricksburg Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line: Howe Great
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12-13-2014, 04:00 PM
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A very fine Pastey from ~ Clyde
================================================== ===== If GenuineCrazyLady ever becomes President of the USA;I'm joining ISIS.My God! Any dumb topic and there she is telling anyone how horrible her childhood was and how anyone disagreeing with her insane principles should move to Happy Valley so Daffy Danny can shoot them. If there ever was misplaced NoAdvantagers....it's her and DD. And now,hour quotes of the day for PLE (Personal Life Enhancement): But first, StickyMusic!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDbeqj-1XOo And now....PLE quotes: (That's Personal Life Enhancement----remember?) "Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying." Yow. That's really,really good. "If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?" Deeper and deeper. "Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth." !! Oh gosh, more StickyMusic is required here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT9X3a4W2ww "Before I traveled my road I was my road." whoa! "When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you" eauxh!!!! "The future influences the present just as much as the past." thud I need more Sticky's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE3zhu9ROjo "The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing." Aw fer fucl< sakes!! "I am not certain of the hereafter. Frankly, I'm not all that certain of the here. " =:> "Because they know the name of what I am looking for, they think they know what I am looking for! " Inconcarneable! "If I make the lashes dark And the eyes more bright And the lips more scarlet, Or ask if all be right From mirror after mirror, No vanity's displayed: I'm looking for the face I had Before the world was made." Stop it!! "There's no fun in playing safe or by the rules, but it's not fun being hit by a semi-truck either." Finally! "People have forgotten this truth," the fox said. "But you mustn't forget it. You become responsible forever for what you've tamed." What the fucl< is he TALKING about!!? "See without looking, hear without listening, breathe without asking." That is sssso hot! "Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects." Maestro! StickySticky!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UEV...=RD4UEVyIyibD8 "One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, 'Is it half full or half empty?' So I drank the water. No more problem. " !!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!! "No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head." I now have a huge headache and can do this no longer. May you ponder these and make sense of them so as to enhance your worthless life....so as to make it SEEM to have value. "We're a dimes a dozen." ADIOS AMIGOS!!
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12-13-2014, 07:19 PM
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Well done!  $34 
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12-13-2014, 07:19 PM
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So far:
Arletta-$34 Alan-$8.90 TMW-0
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12-13-2014, 07:21 PM
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"One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, 'Is it half full or half empty?' So I drank the water. No more problem. "
YOU ARE WISE BEYOND YOUR YEARS AND A PROBLEM SOLVER. WE COULD USE YOU IN THE GOVERNMENT. 
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12-17-2014, 09:55 PM
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So far:
Arletta-$34 Alan-$8.90 TMW-0 Miss Longerie-$470.60 Mr. Espar Igus-$20.40
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12-18-2014, 06:52 AM
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A jingle from ~ Clyde
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today is the race pick day for Mr. Otto Bodyman. Otto will be selecting at the MMMMMMMAH-VLUS!! Mahoning Circle of Fun for Saturday. Race 8....Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking- #10,Sing The Blues Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #7,Alley Sprout Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer- #5,Love Bunny Horse that really wanted to be a dentist-#9,Giggle Fit Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#11,Blond Warrior In that Elvis thread down in Schizoteric,first song.....the Letterman Show. Is that Randy Sterling playing the flute? If baffert does run those 4 horses at SharedBelief, it will be :One for the gate, one for the first turn,one for the second turn, one for the win and SharedBelief ;the only without sin. Whack 'im and run 'im wide twice;now baffert's done it to him thrice. And Andy Beyer and his minions will see no evil. Friends,it's time to take the blinkers off. Is there a way? Can we keep it real here? Or must we call in....The Real Don Steele? The rank sniff still lingers from the BCC. baffert phones Stewards and then forgets what he was going to say!!? How much more of baffert are we going to take?You know,The Doctor;specializing in thyroid treatment.Even when the thyroid needs no treatment.Him and his sidekick,Nurse Ratchet....have got to go.I think even Satan is sick of seeing his sorry dupa. if i said to you, crinkle your nose and make me high.... would you dapple your skin and drink merhigh would you lotus your legs and bare your chest or simply tell me to picture this you know what's wrong with trying to do a poim after battling phone co's. and computer co's. for 3 weeks to a positive resolution, only to have your furnace go out at 12:30 AM and it's 28 STINKING degrees outside!!?? THAT'S what's wrong. I need StickyMusic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkuGtF4T9vI I think now you need sticky Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myip...ALtGavW0jfyeVK I was born on a side road far from here While the town was burning out my dark window I was crowned with a cage of cold barbed wire And my bottle I keep with me even till now Curse my pain, curse the sunrise every dawn Those sidewalks ran me ragged, those cracks my only guide Long for midnight, long for darkness sweet release Beg the alleys for your endless time to cease Screaming blackbird on my shoulders Mark my nearness to his youth Left my senses reeling as he cried, "I understand you" (Sweet release, sweet release) Try the handle, try the doorway, try the path Try to enter, to enter and to find some solace there, there In this clearing, you'll find nothing but a song Give it breath, give it sunshine and with you it will belong, belong It will whisper, it will stir a gentle breeze, its hands are your hands They will take you where you please, if you please Will you choose to be gentle? It's just your life whatever you feel Are we blind for a reason or is it just to make it real, real? (Sweet release, sweet release) Show me do, give me seashells for my ears Tell your neighbors and forgive them for their fears (Sweet release, sweet release, sweet release) Say....what about you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCCHb6PSPS0 And this one is for all my psychopath friends: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSWUWPx2VeQ I have zebra poop in my Christmas stocking. Fucl<age.
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12-20-2014, 11:06 PM
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So far:
Arletta-$34 Alan-$8.90 TMW-0 Miss Longerie-$470.60 Mr. Espar Igus-$20.40 Mr. Otto Bodyman$8.60 Rileyoriley-$22.80 Sighty-$194 Herky-0 MMSC-to be determined!!!
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12-13-2014, 07:18 PM
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 You got $8.90
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