I'm holding a press conference here right now

[Danzig]

bruins or caps tomorrow?

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Danzig

bruins or caps tomorrow?

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

We don't have many in Erie.

The only place you find Asians around here other than at their resteraunts is at the Baccarat or Paigow tables.

I never see Mexicans anywhere.

What about Presque Isle?

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

What about Presque Isle?

This is Presque Isle ...



It was once owned by one of the worlds richest men at the time -- and Algeria Stud was on Presque Isle. Rayon Dor, the leading thoroughbred sire of 1889 stood stud here. European Champions have stood here...Belmont Stakes winners and top horses foaled here.

It's the most beautiful land we have here. It's now a state park and it's on one side of Erie... the casino Presque Isle Downs is on the opposite side of Erie and it was built right next to a landfill.


No Mexicans at either place.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Over/under on P Val's next "retirement"?

No idea. Everyone deserves a 19th chance.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Danzig

bruins or caps tomorrow?

Caps seem to choke in the playoffs every year.

[Bigsmc]

If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?

Rock Hard Ten:

Name: "The Massive Mush"

Power: He can stop a plane, he can stop a train, he can stop a car...



Riot:

Name: "Dr. Tedious"

Power: More of a nuisance...much like a mosquito buzzing around your head. Her superpower is the ability to flood any thread with tedious bullsh!t.



Scuds:

Name: "Puppy-Diddler"

Power: When he's not dining on the dark meat...ya really don't want to know.


My Miss Stormcat:

Name: The Dizzy Obituary of Horsey Death

Power: Confusing online offerings leave entire web communities scratching heads and her equine Obits keep you devastated...devastated that her keyboard hasn't yet been euthanized.



Sumitas:

Name: The Golden Missile

Power: Transforms into an insane admirer of equine erections whenever his blood alchool rises above the legal limit.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?

Mortimer

Name: Self Destructo

Power: Sociopathic posting sprees. Arletta is the Cat Woman to his Batman.

[Calzone Lord]

Justin Dew

Name: Captain Imbecile

Power: Once a man of inescapable stupidity...he lost his job in the racing press and found a clue. Delivered impossible top-pick winners Animal Kingdom and Ruler On Ice in last years triple crown series...after a spectacular spectacle of redboarding in the 2010 Breeders Cup post firing.

[Calzone Lord]

Vol Jack

Name: Pittsburgh Phil of the SEC

Power: The ability to dominate handicapping contests with disdainful ease only to be DQ'd from five figure scores because he's from the South East and can't add.

[jms62]

Apple is down nearly 100 Points in the last 2 weeks ahead of tonights earnings. I am feelings that this has the makings of a massive shakeout and am considering buying the 550 calls expiring Friday... Am I handicapping this correctly?

[Calzone Lord]

Antitrust and DaHoss

Name: Cajungator's future 3-way partners

Power: Bickering on the Internet to set the stage for rough make-up sex.

[Indian Charlie]

What about King Glorious?

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by jms62

Apple is down nearly 100 Points in the last 2 weeks ahead of tonights earnings. I am feelings that this has the makings of a massive shakeout and am considering buying the 550 calls expiring Friday... Am I handicapping this correctly?

JMS62

Name: "Just Make it Stop"

Power: Solicits advice on stocks from someone who hasn't scored with them since the Krispy Kreme IPO. Buy the Dips and Sell the Rips.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Antitrust and DaHoss

Name: Cajungator's future 3-way partners

Power: Bickering on the Internet to set the stage for rough make-up sex.

Can I trade dahoss for another chick?

the 3 way with cajun does sound interesting.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

What about King Glorious?

King Glorious

Name: The Contrarian

Power: Wears a mercury hat and thinks King Glorious would have beat Sunday Silence and Easy Goer 3 outta 4.

[jms62]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

JMS62

Name: "Just Make it Stop"

Power: Solicits advice on stocks from someone who hasn't scored with them since the Krispy Kreme IPO. Buy the Dips and Sell the Rips.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

Can I trade dahoss for another chick?

the 3 way with cajun does sound interesting.

I'll take Hossy.

Just sayin...

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

so many lost opportunities sunday.