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12-16-2010, 07:27 AM
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Not much in horsey news,huh?
I'm thinking the KD will be won by horsey number 9 on the saddle cloth...so that's a bit of news.This overheard from a Nick Zitto/IndianJalopy conversation: Pretty interesting,aye? I'm going to go now ..I think I have some interesting things to do today.One is returning 3 books to the Twinsburgh Library...overdue by 14 days.I love living on the edge and outside the law. I may change my mind and barricade myself in here and scream "You filthy coppers will never take me alive!!" And then throw the 3 books out the door...ablaze. Either that or I will return the books and when they demand I pay the fine, I'll give them the Bateman in the cleaners store routine. And then move on and kill a lot of people!!!! I'll make muscles in my rear view miror. |
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12-16-2010, 08:30 AM
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12-16-2010, 12:40 PM
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12-16-2010, 02:48 PM
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Oh my God.
Can there be a bigger doorknob than Indian Malarkey? He's proof goat's mookies is for....goats. Here at the Twinsburgh Library for the first time at their computer since way back in April. It's quiet in here. That's because they made a big deal about the books being overdue .Was a huge mistake on their part. Last edited by clyde : 12-16-2010 at 04:17 PM. |
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12-16-2010, 02:55 PM
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I don't even know what to say.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWK5m...eature=related !!!!!!!! THUD! ROR! |
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#1410
12-16-2010, 04:22 PM
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12-16-2010, 04:56 PM
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At the risk of being accused as being even more insane than I actually am,sometime soon...maybe even later--in the night,when it's dark....I will tell the story of my experience at the age of 7;the night I saw the real Santa Claus.
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12-16-2010, 06:06 PM
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Come and find me, bitches!!
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12-17-2010, 01:30 AM
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Well fucl<.
I shouldn't say that. But sometimes it just is. Why am I on a horsey board? Becuase I'm banned from just about every one in existence.......but still,why a horsey board?I'm not nearly the equal of anyone here in knowlegde and betting and I mean I like them.They're pretty..and there have been a few I have fallen in love with,but there must be or have been a reason. Well I know the reason, but why still? Well I guess I know that ,too. Ah wonder who? Maybe it's...maybe it's also because Stevie does let you say a lot ....a WHOLE lot more than just about any other place.Which is very swell.But I can't be here forever, can I?It could be I will find something where I can get more attention paid to me.Yup---that would do it.Not a computer related thing though.Maybe a food everyone loves!Maybe a statue?..or a best selling book. Maybe I'll go to Canada and become their first astronaut who didn't fucl< up a landing..or successfully orbit Nova Scotia.Something big like any of those things. What if I really am only 12? I wonder if that could be. It's possible. Stevie would be in huge trouble.So would I. So would Easy Bake...so would Uncly.......oh boy.That wouldn't be good at all.Still, it could be.It also could be none of you are real.I like that idea best.  I hate you all.No I don't. Just trying to figure it out. Very bad men are now having Clyde Killing Thoughts, or CKT.It's a common problem among doorknobs.There are a lot of those here.Some have never been turned! Yes! Easy to tell.Ever get bit by a Black Mumba? I haven't. |
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12-17-2010, 07:36 AM
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did you go to skool this morning clyde?
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12-17-2010, 11:15 AM
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Just back from the Half Food Store.
Got a half pound of Miss cheese,some Half and Half and Oysters on the Half Sherr. There's the end of Ah Wonder Who again. 'Ememer Amadeus? Those candies---Nipples of Venice,right? My morning woody is back. Where is TrackBrat when you need her? Bet she has a wetty,wondering where ah is...when she needs me. In the night....when it's dark. |
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12-17-2010, 11:30 AM
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