Just One More Victory

[clyde]

Originally Posted by geeker2

How does one get the calling to become an embalmer?

Necrophilia...I guess.



It is strange.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Sighty I found the perfect Christmas gift for Clydee Poo.....


http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/12/01/osw....html?iref=NS1

Brilliant!

[clyde]

Good Morning ,SportyFans.


The holiday spirit seems to be catching fast and people are going to get killed.For my own safety,I will be limiting my appearances to this Thread of Victory and to the Thread of Rhymes.


I might stop by the Touchy Touchy Room where gamblers bet and get angry about something whether they win or lose.

[clyde]

I guess Mud didn't like what I said so he ran to Stevie and now you can add another room locked off to me.

That's just swell because late last night I was notified I had been darted off my 4th Meet Up Group...no reason given.


That's because there was no dartable reason----I just don't mix well with fucl<faces.


I really hate the large majority of people.




Most of them are just pigs shutting out anything threatening their perpetual slopping.

Domestic pigs.


Little do they know they're headed to slaughter.

[clyde]

Oh,speaking of pigs.....Stevie----why don't you tell the newest serving of boingy tailed breading stuffers to try and keep the shameful dupa kissy-poos to private ?

Also, perhaps the oinking herd could just keep it to fucl< face book or even tweet themselves to death.



Of course I don't contribute insomniatic money to the cause and so...maybe this is where the root of the problem gnaws.


All the same; the swirling Eddy's and Vegas Rookies like Nevada Dave and the dirt bathers like Mud can all join a piggie meet up group and snort it up in their very own gossip sty.







But I do wish them all a very Phony Merry Christmas as I am quite shore they wish everyone.



Feel free to dart me...I'm only going to die again anyways.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Domestic pigs.


Little do they know they're headed to slaughter.

A#1 doubleplusgood fine work.

[clyde]

Piggies....you reap what you sewy.



The truth hurts only when it embarrasses you and your confined little swine groups of gay yacht club friends pretending to enjoy those"magnificent animals."






Gosh...was I raving?

I'm so sorry.

ror!

[clyde]

=:>

[clyde]

Just one more thing.


Let us not ever forget what the pig,Naploleon, did too that poor horsey in Animal Farm.




That may frame things in a more succint way.







Now back to our regularly scheduled Victory seek.

[clyde]

Pig List:


Muffy-Poo

Mud

Nevada Dave

Mr.Whirlpool

Blecho Frams

Frenzy


quiet!!


oinkman


Tommy No Booze

Peter Slug

asu rothstein

Printheth Chlorine

Satan's Fin

Dumbinger

The Quack Man







The above are known pigs.

More coming as their squeals remind me who they are.

[clyde]

but most of all....pigs have no fucl<in' guts

[clyde]

I am not reading any fan mail.




If it's of any benefit..I would dart me.

Really I would.



Because when I return later there will be additions to the pig list.

I hate pigs.

[clyde]

Had to add 2 more now.



Was fun.

[Antitrust32]

Satan's Fin is a good man Clyde. I've done some gambling / drinking / eating with him!

[Antitrust32]

soooooooo Clyde


what do ya think about The Bugsdabugs?

[FGFan]

A-HA-HA-HA.

My poor wittle feelings are just so hurt you had fun adding me to your list.


You know that more than anyone here I know all about who and what you really are.

After all I did spend all those endless hours listening to you blather and boo-hoo-hoo about your sad, little life until my ears were burning and I thought my head would explode. Actually I think it did explode a few times.

Yet still you kept ringy dinging to tell me of all you unhappiness and woe, if I didn't answer you just kept ringy dinging until I did. It was mind boggling how persistent you were, now that I think about it pesty is a better word.

But unlike you I have a real life, not an internet turrets life. However, I do have my boundaries, again unlike you, that I know when someone was a very, very good friend to me, out of their way friend to me and I would never betray them like you did.

I know you know that I'm not true swine your just so.... and

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

Satan's Fin is a good man Clyde. I've done some gambling / drinking / eating with him!

I know you don't subscribe to the prevailing theory that if A,B and C are Bud Boardies----I mean ,oh never mind---and if A suddenly doesn't like C, then B can't like C.


So he's still a pig.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by FGFan

A-HA-HA-HA.

My poor wittle feelings are just so hurt you had fun adding me to your list.


You know that more than anyone here I know all about who and what you really are.

After all I did spend all those endless hours listening to you blather and boo-hoo-hoo about your sad, little life until my ears were burning and I thought my head would explode. Actually I think it did explode a few times.

Yet still you kept ringy dinging to tell me of all you unhappiness and woe, if I didn't answer you just kept ringy dinging until I did. It was mind boggling how persistent you were, now that I think about it pesty is a better word.

But unlike you I have a real life, not an internet turrets life. However, I do have my boundaries, again unlike you, that I know when someone was a very, very good friend to me, out of their way friend to me and I would never betray them like you did.

I know you know that I'm not true swine your just so.... and

Some day you may print the truth,but I doubt it.





You're just a smelly old snatch to me now.