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Old 06-06-2007, 12:51 PM
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They always are.
They better be young.
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Old 06-06-2007, 01:10 PM
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You mean it wasn't for a date with BTW? Oh, well then I am out!

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What part of NO do you not understand?
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Old 06-06-2007, 01:11 PM
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They better be young.
But even they have to be tricked.
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Old 06-06-2007, 01:20 PM
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Ma'am......what is your primary malfunction here?












What part of NO do you not understand?

But I love him...
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Old 06-06-2007, 01:33 PM
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I'd be wary of this. The next thing that the winner of this audition will hear is "it puts the lotion on its skin".
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Old 06-06-2007, 01:34 PM
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I'd be wary of this. The next thing that the winner of this audition will hear is "it puts the lotion on its skin".
OOOOOOOOOO
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Old 06-06-2007, 01:52 PM
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I'd be wary of this. The next thing that the winner of this audition will hear is "it puts the lotion on its skin".



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Old 06-06-2007, 02:01 PM
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But I love him...
Well you're not getting anywhere telling me that.







Go over into the Paddock and tell HIM!
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Old 06-06-2007, 02:02 PM
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I told him so yesterday, but to no avail...
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Old 06-06-2007, 02:05 PM
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I told him so yesterday, but to no avail...



May I then suggest a final bowl of your fine swill with a Shakespearian twist??
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Old 06-06-2007, 02:28 PM
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Callie and Angela have sent e-mails to me and auditioned.










Can you say 5!!?
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Old 06-06-2007, 03:00 PM
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Callie and Angela have sent e-mails to me and auditioned.










Can you say 5!!?



can you say big liah!!



callie told me last night she was muah girl



i had to turn down angela so you can have her.
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Old 06-06-2007, 03:27 PM
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Phooey.










I'm tossing them both back to you Uncly Trust.
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Old 06-06-2007, 04:11 PM
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Old 06-06-2007, 04:11 PM
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The auditioning period will soon be over.










Don't you get shut out!!
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Old 06-06-2007, 04:50 PM
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Stand by for round two, the swimsuit competition.
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Old 06-06-2007, 04:53 PM
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Stand by for round two, the swimsuit competition.
Dare .....I ask....what is the Talent Competition ?
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Old 06-06-2007, 05:15 PM
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Dare .....I ask....what is the Talent Competition ?
I have the right to remain silent...but i'm not sure that I have the ability...
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Old 06-06-2007, 05:23 PM
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Dare .....I ask....what is the Talent Competition ?
Oh boy this outta be good!
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Old 06-06-2007, 05:34 PM
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Dare .....I ask....what is the Talent Competition ?

This just in....The Talent Competion involves some recitation of Poetry and the proper identification of the poet....

For an all expese paid weekend with Morty in the Snowy Woods, who wrote the following:

Angel rare, angel true,
Nothing moves me as have you.

Mind alive, eyes aflame,
I see your face, I cry your name.

Answer distant, faint the call,
I pray you'll hear me after all.
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