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Dinner with family for Mom's birthday 16 51.61%
Animal-like sex mulitple times 15 48.39%
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:14 PM
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Take the free meal over sex. It's as simple as that.
Figures you would not want your partner stepping out on you.
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:15 PM
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Put this girl in her place and tell her to get started by herself at 7 and that you will be there at 9 to treat her like the animal that she is.
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:34 PM
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Put this girl in her place and tell her to get started by herself at 7 and that you will be there at 9 to treat her like the animal that she is.
I have no problem being the closer
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I have no problem being the closer
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:42 PM
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I prefer Goose Gossage, closer body structure.
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I prefer Goose Gossage, closer body structure.


I was going to post a picture of Broxton, but I don't want Scuds to come in here and hijack the thread about what a F'n woman he is.
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:57 PM
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Can you even go multiple times? Thats very important, because 1 time might not be worth it.
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Of course....Haven't really discussed before with friends so I don't know 'normal' but I tend to be able to get right back in the saddle pretty quickly.

Although, if I am hammered, it is guaranteed one and done because I can barely breath afterwards I am so out of shape.

I just threw up in my mouth a lot.
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Old 07-14-2010, 10:02 PM
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@ this.
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Old 07-14-2010, 10:06 PM
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I just threw up in my mouth a lot.
it was a little aggressive, even for the 'net
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Old 07-14-2010, 10:11 PM
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it was a little aggressive, even for the 'net
I thought it was fine.
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Old 07-14-2010, 10:12 PM
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I thought it was fine.
Great!
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Old 07-14-2010, 10:36 PM
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Take the free meal over sex. It's as simple as that.
Don't follow this one Tom or else you'll be using a sock, too
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Go with the family!

Your mom only gets one birthday a year. I'm hoping you get more than one chance a year to get laid.
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Old 07-14-2010, 10:59 PM
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Whore: That's Japan.
Scavs: Uh, looks like... I can... It shows.
Whore: Wanna f.uck?
Scavs: Can I post about it on Nerdy Trail?
Whore: Um yeah I guess?
Scavs: Alright!
[three minutes later]
Whore: That was fun.
Scavs: Yeah, that hit the spot.
Whore: Now we can catch up.
Scavs: Yeah.
[heavy breathing]
Scavs: I need to brag on Nerdy Trail real quick. Got a computer?
Whore: Yeah it's down the hallway, second door on the left.
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Old 07-15-2010, 07:49 AM
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Tom my man,

You're here for one reason. Your Mom went with "B" and so should you. Darwin has a name for this and it is what keeps our survival. Do what you need to for the survival of the human race.
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Old 07-15-2010, 09:51 AM
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I wonder if there is going to be an hour long interview sometime today with Scavs decision.
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:06 AM
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Who is more important to you?

You should consider telling her that you already have plans for your mom's birthday, and invite her along. If she's a cool chick, she'll probably be impressed with your loyalties and ability to keep a commitment. That can pay off later.

If she gets pissy about you choosing the dinner thing, well, that reveals what kind of person she is.

Pretty easy.
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:30 AM
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Who is more important to you?

You should consider telling her that you already have plans for your mom's birthday, and invite her along. If she's a cool chick, she'll probably be impressed with your loyalties and ability to keep a commitment. That can pay off later.

If she gets pissy about you choosing the dinner thing, well, that reveals what kind of person she is.

Pretty easy.
If he invites her, that means he has to entertain her for the life of the party. Plus he will have to answer all kinds of questions from the family that he probably doesn't want to. Also using the Drigs logic, he will have to kick in some more money to pay for her food and drinks. It's a lose, lose, lose situation. He's already a lock. All he would be doing is jepordizing a sure thing.
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go to dinner with your mom. you can do that chick another night.
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:46 AM
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My mother died at 59.

Don't take people for granted.
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