The Open Championship - Page 2

SCUDSBROTHER · #21 07-17-2009, 11:06 AM

I would never count him out, but he would need the weather to be really pleasant this weekend, cuz this guy does not do well in these cold wind situations.

geeker2 · #22 07-17-2009, 11:08 AM

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Hes going to be 3 over at best after this hole, but more likely 4 over.
Goodbye Tiger.
Like Curtis Strange just said, "where in his current swing do you see him making birdies?"
Hes all done Scuds. Like I said, he needed a 67 like round to have any chance and right now it looks more like about a 76! LOL!

and so goes CBS Sports hope for high ratings.........

Gander · #23 07-17-2009, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

Dude, If this pushy dyke says he's gunna do it, then he's got to.

I HAVE A BUTCH BITCH, AND SHE DESTROYS THE MALES. It's no contest. She fights out of her weight class, too.

Hey Scuds- A good friend of mine's wife recently left him...a year into their marriage she became one of these and I have never met a meaner person (now that she switched sides). She was a sweetheart before. Now I would be afraid to look at her the wrong way, because she would bitchslap me so my face would hurt for a month. She took him for half of everything he had too, which in his case was quite a bit. Would have been nice for him to know this prior to their wedding.

Gander · #24 07-17-2009, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

I would never count him out, but he would need the weather to be really pleasant this weekend, cuz this guy does not do well in these cold wind situations.

I am counting him out. I havent seen anything remotely close of what it would take to get this done. No way all those people in front of him are going to fall down.

Antitrust32 · #25 07-17-2009, 11:19 AM

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Hey Scuds- A good friend of mine's wife recently left him...a year into their marriage she became one of these and I have never met a meaner person (now that she switched sides). She was a sweetheart before. Now I would be afraid to look at her the wrong way, because she would bitchslap me so my face would hurt for a month. She took him for half of everything he had too, which in his case was quite a bit. Would have been nice for him to know this prior to their wedding.

I'm sure I could get her to smile again.

Antitrust32 · #26 07-17-2009, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Gander

I am counting him out. I havent seen anything remotely close of what it would take to get this done. No way all those people in front of him are going to fall down.

he was quite down on the list in the US Open after two rounds and still had a chance on sunday, so ya never know. Lets see how he finishes this round!

Gander · #27 07-17-2009, 11:22 AM

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I'm sure I could get her to smile again.

I wish you would... so she would stop taking my friend's money and he could move on with his life. Its amazing how one evil person can have such an affect on someone else's life, esepcially such a good person who didnt do anything to deserve it.

Hes an absolute mess. This guy could have landed any girl he wanted to and he wound up with her. Ugh.

Antitrust32 · #28 07-17-2009, 11:24 AM

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I wish you would... so she would stop taking my friend's money and he could move on with his life. Its amazing how one evil person can have such an affect on someone else's life, esepcially such a good person who didnt do anything to deserve it.

Hes an absolute mess. This guy could have landed any girl he wanted to and he wound up with her. Ugh.

that sucks.. sounds like a total bitc.h

Is she at least attractive? If she is, I will be in Saratoga for a few days in a couple of weeks.. I just want a 10% commission on whatever money I save your buddy! (jk)

SCUDSBROTHER · #29 07-17-2009, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Gander

Hey Scuds- A good friend of mine's wife recently left him...a year into their marriage she became one of these and I have never met a meaner person (now that she switched sides). She was a sweetheart before. Now I would be afraid to look at her the wrong way, because she would bitchslap me so my face would hurt for a month. She took him for half of everything he had too, which in his case was quite a bit. Would have been nice for him to know this prior to their wedding.

I bet she ends up with someone way more butch than you think she is. This ANTITRUST, or Degeneres etc. are the interested types. I would have to think one of them guys Chastity is trying to become would be very interested as well.

Gander · #30 07-17-2009, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32

that sucks.. sounds like a total bitc.h

Is she at least attractive? If she is, I will be in Saratoga for a few days in a couple of weeks.. I just want a 10% commission on whatever money I save your buddy! (jk)

She use to be! But not anymore.

Nope, no way. I wouldnt do that to you. You're not meeting her, at least not faciliated by me. 10% would give you enough of a bankroll to attend more than just a few days at the track!

Antitrust32 · #31 07-17-2009, 11:35 AM

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I bet she ends up with someone way more butch than you think she is. This ANTITRUST, or Degeneres etc. are the interested types. I would have to think one of them guys Chastity is trying to become would be very interested as well.

I'm only interested in the ones that look/talk/act like women. If I wanted a guy I'd go with a guy! Guys are much more stable and interesting. I just wish I was attracted to them.

Antitrust32 · #32 07-17-2009, 11:37 AM

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She use to be! But not anymore.

Nope, no way. I wouldnt do that to you. You're not meeting her, at least not faciliated by me. 10% would give you enough of a bankroll to attend more than just a few days at the track!

lol... I'm not going to try to make a life with the woman!! Just a night to hopefully change her attitude towards life.. wont even write her number down LOL

SCUDSBROTHER · #33 07-17-2009, 11:41 AM

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I'm only interested in the ones that look/talk/act like women. If I wanted a guy I'd go with a guy! Guys are much more stable and interesting. I just wish I was attracted to them.

You don't like to spank guys? Seems like a dominant thing you might like.

Antitrust32 · #34 07-17-2009, 11:43 AM

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You don't like to spank guys? Seems like a dominant thing you might like.

LOL.. no. Why, you need a spanking SCUDS?

SCUDSBROTHER · #35 07-17-2009, 11:49 AM

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LOL.. no. Why, you need a spanking SCUDS?

No, only thing I like being done to me is be fed n' blown dry.

Antitrust32 · #36 07-17-2009, 12:20 PM

Right after I texted my friend "yeah but he has 6 holes to go. we'll find out. but you can never write him off til its over.. now if he double bogey's the 13th then we'll see.."

I feel like i jinxed the man.

Gander · #37 07-17-2009, 01:29 PM

Maybe next year for Tiger. This year has been a huge bust to date.

I guess there is now no debate on who the more dominant in his sport is- Federer or Tiger.

timmgirvan · #38 07-18-2009, 09:35 AM

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Maybe next year for Tiger. This year has been a huge bust to date.

I guess there is now no debate on who the more dominant in his sport is- Federer or Tiger.

Maybe in your eyes it's a bust, but isn't he the leader in money and Fedex points......most of the tour would give a nut to be where he is!

Gander · #39 07-18-2009, 12:58 PM

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Maybe in your eyes it's a bust, but isn't he the leader in money and Fedex points......most of the tour would give a nut to be where he is!

Actually more in Tiger's eyes. Hes got pretty high standards for himself Timmy.

#40 07-18-2009, 01:12 PM

This is absolutely incredible. A performance for the ages.