Funny Story

[Sightseek]

Speaking of funny stories...

has anyone else ever gone to pay for something and mistaken their NYRA Rewards card or other betting card for their credit card and handed it to the cashier?

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Speaking of funny stories...

has anyone else ever gone to pay for something and mistaken their NYRA Rewards card or other betting card for their credit card and handed it to the cashier?

That's a real knee slapper.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

That's a real knee slapper.

Guess you had to be there.

[MISTERGEE]

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead

that worked out .. you got the win..

new big stable .. the trainer of the last that won at 60-1

as in the big stable at gs that beyer exposed.......

decoded ..

is this the same stable where the trainer is usually iadesernia?

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Speaking of funny stories...

has anyone else ever gone to pay for something and mistaken their NYRA Rewards card or other betting card for their credit card and handed it to the cashier?

I do it all the time with my Subway card.

When I tried to get a NYRA card - I was originally rejected.

However, I had a friend who knows a few people at NYRA and he made a few calls and told me the situation was taken care of - and as long as I went to see so and so I was gold.

As it turned out - I ended up in some office hidden away in the back of the Saratoga grandstand - with a detective examining my social security card with a magnifying glass.

Turns out - someone with a crazy mexican name already had a NYRA card using my social security number - and since I put down the wrong phone number (I don't want those jackasses calling me) they assumed I was trying to steal the identity of some beaner.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I do it all the time with my Subway card.

When I tried to get a NYRA card - I was originally rejected.

However, I had a friend who knows a few people at NYRA and he made a few calls and told me the situation was taken care of - and as long as I went to see so and so I was gold.

As it turned out - I ended up in some office hidden away in the back of the Saratoga grandstand - with a detective examining my social security card with a magnifying glass.

Turns out - someone with a crazy mexican name already had a NYRA card using my social security number - and since I put down the wrong phone number (I don't want those jackasses calling me) they assumed I was trying to steal the identity of some beaner.

Is this true?

Who is that in your avatar?

[SniperSB23]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Who is that in your avatar?

I'm thinking both a hot chick with a douchebag and Eli Manning would be correct answers to that question.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by SniperSB23

I'm thinking both a hot chick with a douchebag and Eli Manning would be correct answers to that question.

Opps, I thought it was DrugS with a hot chick.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by SniperSB23

I'm thinking both a hot chick with a douchebag and Eli Manning would be correct answers to that question.

For a second, I thought you were inferring that DrugS was a douchebag. LOL

[whodey17]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

OK, I hate racetrack stories, but this is sort of funny.....

I was betting the 8th at Gulfstream over the phone. I bet $100 to win on the 3, Mr. Whimsey ( no jokes about me being a pathetic chalk eating weasel please ). Then I started betting some doubles, at which point the operator said " There's no 11 in the next race. " Sure there is I said. Then she realized her error and was taking my bets at Turfway.....and they were in the gate at Turfway. Luckily we cancelled the Turfway bet and moved to Gulfstream. No big deal.

So now I'm half-assed watching the 8th at Turfway while I wait for Gulfstream and as they go over the wire I notice the 3 wins. That's funny, I think, as I guess I wish I hadn't bet doubles and realized my mistake. Then I see the odds.....he's 29-1!

He got DQ'd.

Wow, that was funny. I think you should send this story to some of the late night talk shows.

[robfla]

Originally Posted by SniperSB23

I'm thinking both a hot chick with a douchebag and Eli Manning would be correct answers to that question.

Just proves if you have money you have hotties. Eli is one ugly dude

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by robfla

Just proves if you have money you have hotties. Eli is one ugly dude

that's her myspace photo. she's actually shaped like a pyramid and he's inside her.

hope that makes you feel better.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by robfla

Just proves if you have money you have hotties. Eli is one ugly dude

Better looking than his bro, though.

[declansharbor]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Better looking than his bro, though.

Who isnt?? lol

[whodey17]

Originally Posted by declansharbor

Who isnt?? lol

I could name a few.

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by whodey17

I could name a few.

Nick Zito?

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Opps, I thought it was DrugS with a hot chick.

If you really confused me with a druken Eli Manning....

It's war!

The black Randy Moss will hop on Discreet Cat - ride him over to your house - and do things to you that will no doubt cause you mental and physical anguish.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

For a second, I thought you were inferring that DrugS was a douchebag. LOL

Looks like Randy's going to be busy tonight.

Same goes for you.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

If you really confused me with a druken Eli Manning....

It's war!

The black Randy Moss will hop on Discreet Cat - ride him over to your house - and do things to you that will no doubt cause you mental and physical anguish.

Lucky enough for me Discreet Cat would spit the bit before he even reached the outer limits of Saratoga Springs.