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Old 06-21-2007, 11:41 AM
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ror!


I'm being FLOODED with private bids!!
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:45 AM
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well I got myself all dusted off for the big sale day...what now?
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:46 AM
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A private bid of $73,650 from a consortium of NYC metro area residents has been accepted.


Thank you so much gentlemen.










Enjoy.
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:47 AM
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well I got myself all dusted off for the big sale day...what now?
ROR!!!

Good job!












And now I leave.
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:48 AM
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ror!


I'm being FLOODED with private bids!!
By design by neglect
For a fact or just for effect
When they met where they connect
At the confluence of travel and sex
More a trip than a quest
Plunged into the deeply freckled breast
Where to now? if I had to guess
I'm afraid to say Antarctica's next
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Old 06-21-2007, 02:24 PM
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A private bid of $73,650 from a consortium of NYC metro area residents has been accepted.


Thank you so much gentlemen.
Enjoy.
Are we going to see any resales on Stub-Hub?

Also any chance of rustling up some Cougars in addition to these mares?
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Old 06-21-2007, 07:04 PM
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careful my dear, as I can find you in saratoga....
And when you do.....

We shall cuddle.
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Old 06-21-2007, 08:32 PM
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I sold DebODeb for $200 on Ebay.

So that explains those phone calls I was getting at work............
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Old 06-21-2007, 08:49 PM
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And when you do.....

We shall cuddle.

splendid.

but don't tell morty k?
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Old 06-21-2007, 08:50 PM
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My lips are sealed.
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Old 06-21-2007, 08:54 PM
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Now that I have recovered........I must take serious actions.



Being a MORTY'S GIRL reqiures a certain degree of efficacy.


No...I think that's wrong.


I think it's dignity that I look for here.








All dignity seems to have beeen completely vaporized by members CajunaRatah...DebODeb.....and MissKittyKat.






I expunge all 3 of you from the record.









Don't look at me.




You did it to yourselves.












Wait a minute.












Don't look at me.




Look at you.











Now look at me.










Now look at you.










Now look at me.

I'm getting dizzy.
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Old 06-21-2007, 08:55 PM
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Now that I have recovered........I must take serious actions.



Being a MORTY'S GIRL reqiures a certain degree of efficacy.


No...I think that's wrong.


I think it's dignity that I look for here.








All dignity seems to have beeen completely vaporized by members CajunaRatah...DebODeb.....and MissKittyKat.






I expunge all 3 of you from the record.









Don't look at me.




You did it to yourselves.












Wait a minute.












Don't look at me.




Look at you.











Now look at me.










Now look at you.










Now look at me.

Hey! You didn't say "Simon Says"!
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Old 06-21-2007, 09:19 PM
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Morty,
Forgive me for my transgressions. I entered Rehab today, was cured in a few hours, and have been released. It won't happen again.
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Old 06-21-2007, 09:19 PM
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Well, at least not this week.
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Old 06-21-2007, 09:50 PM
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I just received the minimum bid by private entry from DrugStore.

Doggone it...I shouldn't have revealed his name....oh well.


Fine work...Drugstore.








Up next....MissKityKat for 300 pop...I mean dollars.
Ummm..... I've only read the last page once again...

Am i to assume you're selling me or did you just want to make me do a you-know-what-kind-of-post here?????
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Old 06-22-2007, 08:20 AM
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Ummm..... I've only read the last page once again...

Am i to assume you're selling me or did you just want to make me do a you-know-what-kind-of-post here?????

He did sell you.... but it was a COD deal...if you are not on a plane by this afternoon then the deal may fall through...
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Old 06-22-2007, 09:34 AM
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He did sell you.... but it was a COD deal...if you are not on a plane by this afternoon then the deal may fall through...
I'd call Scott Boras and get agent representation so Morty doesn't take you for a ride!
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Old 06-22-2007, 09:56 AM
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I guess it would be nice to know who bought me anyway.....
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Old 06-22-2007, 02:58 PM
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And now the final auction.


Carla ,ThebbyTwoTimes and AuntyCooby( AC is shy and did not want it known she was a MG).




ALL THREE......






....FOR ONLY $1595!!!!








It just don't git no better 'an 'at!

Not 4 sale...beyond auditions.
PERIOD.
My agent will be furious with you.

In the future, you may deal with my pit bull.
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Old 06-22-2007, 03:21 PM
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Not 4 sale...beyond auditions.
PERIOD.
My agent will be furious with you.

In the future, you may deal with my pit bull.
Too late... you've been sold. You are due to be shipped off to Biloxi, Mississippi tomorrow AM.
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