The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by OldDog

Huh. Shouldn't I be under MMSC?

Sometimes it's better to be under, sometimes better on top.

[OldDog]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Happy now OD????

Si, amica mia!

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Sometimes it's better to be under, sometimes better on top.

Yes, it's true.

[Rileyoriley]

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MY BRIEF ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

by Clyde Collinwood,creator of CLYDEFROM!!

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Thank you so much for all your energy in this wonderful contest,2 Most Likely.I enjoy winning and winning this contest is most enjoyable.Which reminds me.I have written a book called THE JOY OF WINNING.

Anyhoo....not being one to gloat and being very modest,I think the acceptance speech should now end.

After all;I should be modest since I was born in Macon,GA and abandon at 6 months to a small wooden shack in the forest where a pack of wolves found and raised me.At the age of 6 or so, I decided to leave the pack and set foot on my own.To say I am a self made icon is to say S5P has more picks than a coal miner's museum.Some things are a given.

Stumbling upon the ZC's while going through my very good friend's (Mrs. Ed)book collection....that is when my mercurial rise in professional handicapping began,I believe I have now won more than 7 million contests.It has become quite boring; lacking challenge.

Oh, I should fess up here.On that FeldSpar contest.I lied.Really entered that one as Scott'sDad.Not wanting to be honest as I knew I would win and therefor sound aloof....I pretended I was CK.


You will get no complaint from me as to my not receiving any prizes nor awards to date for winning,again, the most prestigious horsey contest on the i-net:The Clydevivor Series.Named in my honor, of course.

Could anyone even fathom The Cardvarkivor Series?

BLECH!!

What a mess.


In keeping with my humble spirit,thank you Deborah.I appreciate this most recent triumph of mine.I would also like to thank each and every loser who played.Without you;there could be no me.You all may display pathetic skills....but just know that I know that,too.


It's like that old ,great song----You Do Nothing To Me.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

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MY BRIEF ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

by Clyde Collinwood,creator of CLYDEFROM!!


Could anyone even fathom The Cardvarkivor Series?

OH!!! OH!!! I WANT TO PLAY THAT!

[Arletta]

From the one with too much time on his hands ~ Clyde




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Oh my.To think there is someone who believes Cardvark works,There is a thread which would give you freedom from your dark world;all you have to do is ask.


Anyhoo....boy is there going to be one big ol' dead spot until the B.C.

Not if Clyde Z. Collinwood has anything to say about it.

=:>



Another big hit by Oscar Notorious: She Came in Through the Bathroom Window-----So I Shot Her.

Well....ya know----if you want adulation from the masses and they oblige with shameless adulation,and then in an adulatory thread someone has the historic NERVE to suggest only that the adulation is a little over the top;you really shouldn't join in with ( meaning the adulatee) a response saying something like,"How dare you! Every time a thread is opened up congratulating me on something----there you are trying to knock me down."

If I have to explain the above,you should go back and read post# 465.

On to the more important.

ME!


This one's about the Starship and my Hottie....and ME!:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WFLUhSym80


If you chair danced to that one-----your chair is ruined.AND....you looked stupid.



This year's horsey of the year, if not Salient Dan....is going to be It'sMyLuckyDay.You just watch SportyFans.Oh look! DaffyDanny just posted her opinion about something!!!! And it WASN'T, "I agree with everything you said."

THUD!!



Jeannie warned me about touching her dupa, Boo bee's are OK, but apparently the dupa is not.Now, she is an itty bitty disturbed....but would not most girls be of the reverse mind?Or more likely would place both on or off limits? Selective seduction I guess.She's trying to build in suspense.

I don't listen to her anyway.

I take what I want.

Whenever I want it.


This , if not the other, will get me gelded.....but: Oscar has remade the great bluegrass hit----Ah Did Not Know The Gun Was Low-did,So Sorry Mah Dear.By the way,SportyFans....I am going through Stressful Life Tests.Did no studying for them;unprepared.So please....no starting self pity threads....OK?

"Hey ....God. I know we have been at odds with each other,but what if I said that maybe I am trying to believe in you again? Wouldn't that be like accepting you and according to your words;would you not forgive me for all my blasphemies and allow me through Heaven's doors when that time comes?"




"....uh,no...."







My imitation of the Elvis Presley


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb0Jmy-JYbA

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From the one with too much time on his hands ~ Clyde




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Oh my.To think there is someone who believes Cardvark works,There is a thread which would give you freedom from your dark world;all you have to do is ask.


Anyhoo....boy is there going to be one big ol' dead spot until the B.C.

Not if Clyde Z. Collinwood has anything to say about it.

=:>



Another big hit by Oscar Notorious: She Came in Through the Bathroom Window-----So I Shot Her.

Well....ya know----if you want adulation from the masses and they oblige with shameless adulation,and then in an adulatory thread someone has the historic NERVE to suggest only that the adulation is a little over the top;you really shouldn't join in with ( meaning the adulatee) a response saying something like,"How dare you! Every time a thread is opened up congratulating me on something----there you are trying to knock me down."

If I have to explain the above,you should go back and read post# 465.

On to the more important.

ME!


This one's about the Starship and my Hottie....and ME!:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WFLUhSym80


If you chair danced to that one-----your chair is ruined.AND....you looked stupid.



This year's horsey of the year, if not Salient Dan....is going to be It'sMyLuckyDay.You just watch SportyFans.Oh look! DaffyDanny just posted her opinion about something!!!! And it WASN'T, "I agree with everything you said."

THUD!!



Jeannie warned me about touching her dupa, Boo bee's are OK, but apparently the dupa is not.Now, she is an itty bitty disturbed....but would not most girls be of the reverse mind?Or more likely would place both on or off limits? Selective seduction I guess.She's trying to build in suspense.

I don't listen to her anyway.

I take what I want.

Whenever I want it.


This , if not the other, will get me gelded.....but: Oscar has remade the great bluegrass hit----Ah Did Not Know The Gun Was Low-did,So Sorry Mah Dear.By the way,SportyFans....I am going through Stressful Life Tests.Did no studying for them;unprepared.So please....no starting self pity threads....OK?

"Hey ....God. I know we have been at odds with each other,but what if I said that maybe I am trying to believe in you again? Wouldn't that be like accepting you and according to your words;would you not forgive me for all my blasphemies and allow me through Heaven's doors when that time comes?"




"....uh,no...."







My imitation of the Elvis Presley


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb0Jmy-JYbA

To the one who has too much time on his hands and his hands on too many dupas,

There may be a Belmont weekend (JCGC, etc.) that could fill a dead spot.


And you are forgiven my son.

Love,
Mother alias God

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

There may be a Belmont weekend (JCGC, etc.) that could fill a dead spot.

Yay!

... and to celebrate, here's a song for Cardus-ie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMtvFnvHf30

(Will pay my respects to and find a nice donkey picture for Clyde next time).